Sadly, our scheduled guest counsel did not appear so the judge ruled we must represent our client strictly by ourselves. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker present to you our fifteenth client of the season - JFQ, Flat Earth & You and give their client most of their…
Getting to the punky roots of two partners of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, guest counsel John Robb of the seminal punk bands The Membranes and Goldblade, visits from across the pond to put Vegans ON TRIAL in our first litigation of the new year. Of course,…
Reaching out to our northern neighbors, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find help from guest counsel Phil Better, the mad genius behind the podcast Invest In Yourself, based in Quebec. They tackle the client, Can't Compete If You're Obsolete, but more in the football sense than in…
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker orchestrate a coup by obtaining a highly sought after guest counsel, Stephen Perkins, drummer for the highly influential alternative rock band Jane's Addiction. He was also a founding member of Porno For Pyros, Hellride and Banyan. He helps the not-connected-to-law lawyers essentially…
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring in another client to provide horrible legal advice when We're All Narcissists decides to hire them and their guest counsel, Matt Gwinn. Matt Gwinn hosts the podcast The Adventures Of The Albino Rhino and had made the mistake of bringing on…
Sometimes, even in this advanced age of technology, the technology isn't fully in. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome charity music event promoter and comic book superhero, SoHoJohnny Pasquale as guest counsel to address the issues of their new client, Fedora The Explorer. Quietly. The client doesn't…
Practicing the art of idiocy, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker forget to even name their client even though the client's name is What Is The Name Of This Client? To help them sort this out, this episode's guest counsel is master psychic and medium Artie Hoffman, author…
Once again, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker invite a guest counsel that is much higher class than the partners to help with their new client, America North. Maxim magazine model, cohost extraordinaire and lumber salesperson Sherry Nelson graces our offices without realizing exactly what she's gotten herself…
The foolish faux lawyers welcome the incomparable multi-instrumentalist and entrepreneur Scott Page to the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to spend far too little time with their client, Monty Python's Snake. Much conversation ensued with subjects like Supertramp, Pink Floyd, Corey Feldman, wah wah pedals, flying pigs, amplified…
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker nearly get serious this episode when the incomparable, legendiferous bass instrumentalist Leland Sklar acts as guest counsel for the client Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers. Some aspects of his over 50-year long career in music are glossed over and instead we discuss…
Grand twists of fate do not happen with our sixth client of 2021, Mummies On Parade, while our guest counsel, podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio, wonders what the hell he has gotten himself into while chatting about Captain Chesapeake, ghost hosts, my child Atlantic, Bethlehem Steel, sea monster…
Guest counsels keep dropping in at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different. Thirty-year acting veteran Timothy McLaughlin and his luxurious facial hair link arms with your humble hosts to tackle the client, Are You A Hooker Or A Slicer? While determining which is…
On the day Trump removed himself from the Presidency, we coincidentally have a great guest counsel, Liz Priestley, a sister of lawyers and a star of the upcoming Netflix movie with Idris Elba, Concrete Cowboy, who plays the mother of Caleb McLaughlin from Stranger Things. She helps provide wrong legal…
Scott Valentine, most well-known for his part as Nick from the TV show Family Ties (essentially another guest counsel much more famous than the fake lawyers), arrives to teach them the limits of their talents while eventually addressing today's client, You Light Up My Life Sustainably. The conversation gets frequently…
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker start off the new year with the legendary character actor and guest counsel Larry Hankin who later helps us handle the client Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It. It's a wild ride exploring Larry's life as secrets get uncovered, such as:…
As we stare across the threshold towards the year 2021, we collectively thumb our noses and give the finger to the year 2020 by recapping every frickin' client acquired by the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker as our final 2020 client, although none of them have paid any…
As the virulent year 2020 draws to a close, the anti-lawyers obfuscate their way into a quasi-holiday program with their newest client, Happy Chrismakwanzakhaaannn!! Leaving many opportunities untouched, listen as they bypass normal conversation and talk about Festivus, decorating Jeb Bush, loaves and witches, roasting Ewoks, Chanukah in a vial,…
It seems like only yesterday when a cute little virus showed up and shut down the world. Now, eight months later, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have snared the perfect client, Social Media Distancing to bring some meaning to it all. You'll find out about discount genies,…
Perhaps one of the most sought after of clients, Killing Me Softly With Han Solo, has placed a large retainer for the services of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in order to gain sympathetic movie rights. This episode has EXTRA SQUABBLE FLAVOR for your dining pleasure. It…
The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have over 150 years of non-experience practicing non-law and have roped in the perfect client for their 23rd, Aging Is Fun And Hard On The Knees. The normal issues are discussed specifically old man medical issues but then, as usual the client…
As the turkey arrives on your plate and the cranberry sauce crawls off, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring you a special Thanksgiving Day special episode that has absolutely nothing to do with Thanksgiving. The new client, Heroes Are Super And Delicious, makes many demands of your…
The votes have been counted and the votes have been ignored by President Trump. This means the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered the arena to make sure their twentieth client, A Steaming Pile of Democracy, is maintained in a pure form. In the middle of the…
The terrible triumvirate heads back to court to bring situation comedies before a judge and jury that don't exist. Yes, Sitcoms On Trial are their newest client. The following exhibits get explored: Fonzie the Lothario, Covid school, Neil Patrick Harris, white anglo saxon jews, Otis the lovable drunk, Oomah!, big…
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker obtain their most contentious client yet, Ballots, Bullets & Burgers. This client raises the blood pressure of each of the pseudo lawyers as the current U.S. Presidential election process is discussed. However, this does not deter them from extra special territories as…
