Season 2: Client 24 - There Are No Fat Vampires w/singer and musician ARO

Right out of fake law school, our newest guest counsel ARO joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her burgeoning career and help give advice to our brand new client, There Are No Fat Vampires. Unfortunately, along the way our client gets ignored and they wind up talking about selling meth in bathrooms, Lana Del Rey and Eminem, killing Helena Bonham Carter, breeding hamsters and billy goats, blobs and witches, the Coyote God, werewaterwolves, fang fetish, 9 out of 10 vampires agree, Lizzo, a soulless husk, giant buttocks balloons, what's a matchbook and rotary phones.

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