Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

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Dec. 31, 2020

Our Eighteenth Client - Urban Legends, Cryptids & Yo Mama

Has the Abominable Snowman festered in your dreams? Has the Chupacabra sucked your goat? Well, have no fear as your incredibly brave non-legal team face monsters of your childhood with Client Number 18, especially yo mama. This particular rabbit hole finds an unholy menagerie including: the Choking Doberman, dog finger,…

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Dec. 30, 2020

Our Seventeenth Client - Irish Halloween Turnip w/Comedian Belinda Carrol

Holy moley, Batsquid! The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker have brought in guest counsel to depose their newest client, Irish Halloween Turnip. Portland, Oregon-based comedian and founder of the Portland Queer Comedy Festival, Belinda Carrol provides a welcome respite from the normal yammering of our fake lawyers. The…

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Dec. 30, 2020

Our Sixteenth Client - Entertainment Is Bad For You

Today, your fearsome threesome dive right into their newest client, Entertainment Is Bad For You. How bad, you may ask. Pretty bad. A gamut of concepts are explored so there is probably one for you! Things start off with mustache rides and move on to transvestite clowns, people puzzles, making…

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Dec. 30, 2020

Our Fifteenth Client - With Friends Like You, Who Needs Friends

Your intrepid pseudo -lawyers wrangle up a new client, With Friends Like You, Who Needs Friends to attempt to pay the rent on their non-existent offices. A bromance is narrowly avoided while the very fake lawyers attempt to sound knowledgeable but instead ignore their client's basic needs. Territory covered includes:…

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Dec. 30, 2020

Our Fourteenth Client - Habits Of Infernal Origin (Part 2)

Deep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin Part 2, strikes far too close to home to the infernal soulless non-lawyers. All sorts of…

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Dec. 30, 2020

Our Fourteenth Client - Habits Of Infernal Origin (Part 1)

Deep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin, strikes far too close to home to the infernal soulless non-lawyers. All sorts of nastiness are…

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Dec. 30, 2020

Our Thirteenth Client - We Don't Need No Stinkin' Age Limits

Clients seem to be knocking down the doors of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. We Don't Need No Stinkin' Age Limits has plopped down a retainer for the full unreal firm treatment. Areas of discussion include the Warlocks Of Tinder, the king of Transylvania, QAnon's magic bar…

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Dec. 30, 2020

Our Twelfth Client - Marriage And Glue Sniffing

Heading into divorce court, our unqualified non-lawyers combine the unlikeliest of couples, marriage and glue sniffing. As per usual, shortly after pretending to be interested in the client, the bombastic, belittling, boorish, bogus barristers feed on their egos and discuss The Coffee Nap, Tesla's haircut, the Rusty Testicle, and Paula,…

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Dec. 29, 2020

Our Eleventh Client - School Subjects ON TRIAL

The ersatz attorneys claw their way into another non-courtroom to take school subjects ON TRIAL! If you've ever wanted to completely eliminate certain school subjects, this is the episode for you. After an initial volley interrogating algebra and lauding civics, our intrepid trio diminish any hope for lucidity by adding…

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Dec. 29, 2020

Our Tenth Client - Diets & Their Bastard Children

The terrific trio match wits with a false family law case when they meet their tenth client, Diets & Their Bastard Children. Beginning, as usual, with taking the client seriously, the tenacious triumvirate devolve quickly into discussions involving manatee molestation, freaks in Florida, celebrity regurgitation, spirit animals, morbid obesity and…

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Dec. 29, 2020

Our Ninth Client - Vacations: Friend Or Foe?

Our smug, self-important narcissist returns from a family vacation and commandeers our ninth client, Vacations: Friend Or Foe! Whilst preening, the conversation still goes its own way and envelops driving way too fast in Europe, orgasmic Life Savers (butterscotch, by the way), the beauty of Yellowstone, the Grand Tetons and…

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Dec. 29, 2020

Our Eighth Client - Sexy Zombies & Their Lovers

Seeking a classier clientele, the faux lawyers unfortunately hitch their wagons to a client revered and ridiculed by many: zombies. On the road to figuring out what this is all about, many diversions are taken. Somehow the conversation enters the Covid-19 mask debate, Facebook is run by zombies, the taste…

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Dec. 29, 2020

Our Seventh Client - Revolution Is In The Air

Our most serious client arrived today: Revolution In The Air. The scatterbrained trio of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker think they can tackle today's current issues yet fail miserably, Somehow they misuse Bob Dylan, give a poorly understood history lesson of America's wars, misunderstand simple political concepts,…

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Dec. 29, 2020

Our Fifth Client - Sex Sells...Always?

Sex Sells, Sex Sells, Sex Sells. Sex Sells. So they say. Our intrepid faux lawyers tackle the simplest of clients and find their way into other topics they probably should have avoided. The conversation shifts to attraction towards dead chickens, the Underground Railroad, one particular use for a sock, The…

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Dec. 25, 2020

Our Sixth Client - Television Vs. Movies

The three boobs visit the similarly named tube and compare to movies new and old. Controversial territory gets skirted around and the new client gets short shrift while other interests take the foreground. Our false lawyers dip into political waters discussing cancel culture, orange fingers, Karens snatching protesters, Brendan's little…

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Dec. 25, 2020

Our Fourth Client: Idiocracy is Now

The fake lawyers return to experience their fourth client: Idiocracy Is Now. Many things that are important get discussed: the origin of the moron, Matt's mini-stroke, the Flat Earth Society on a boat, upside down globalism, and pecan shell cracker sandwiches. Traverse carefully.

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Dec. 25, 2020

Our Third Client - Song Lyrics ON TRIAL!

This week's episode takes the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to court for its first litigation: song lyrics on trial! In order to properly tackle our client's needs, we've opened up a satellite office in Florida and have a new host, Brendan, who pulls no punches. You will…

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