Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome!

Recent Clients & Guest Fake Attorneys

S5: Client 2 - Video Games Killed The Pinball Star

June 30, 2022

The three non-lawyers embrace their next client, Video Games Killed The Pinball Star with a verve never before seen...not really. Instead they deliberate Beep Boop, pachinko, André The Giant , one thousand monkeys, Bad News …

S5: Client 1 - The Ways You Are Stupid w/comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez

June 23, 2022

Kicking off their newest season, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring on a new guest counsel to tackle the client, The Ways You Are Stupid . Comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez engages the trio with discussions ab…

Second Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Quibbly Award Banquet

June 17, 2022

In commemoration of the second anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker , a host of stars came together for the second annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to re…

S4: Client 22 - Those Who Pry Thighs Use Lies

June 9, 2022

As we reach the final episode of season 4, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker make a lame attempt at fake criminal law when helping the client, Those Who Pry Thighs Choose Lies . They bog their arguments down by i…

S4: Client 21 - Gun Control Is Fun Control

June 2, 2022

Murderous clients are no strangers to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different when the client, Gun Control Is Fun Control , enters their chambers. As they determine their best course of defens…

S4: Client 20 - Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts

May 26, 2022

In a pathetic attempt at rhyming, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker trawl and catch a brand new client, Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts . As they determine the most effective means of representing this client, they …