Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome!

Recent Clients & Guest Fake Attorneys

S5: Client 8 - That's Nuts, Ya Fruit!

Aug. 18, 2022

Following a nutty, seedy, fruity rabbit hole, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker investigate how nuts are fruits and how fruits are vegetables in order to give appropriate legal advice to their client, That's Nuts…

S5: Client 7 - Chum Bucket List (Part Two) w/guest star comedian Ike Avelli

Aug. 14, 2022

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue their rousing old time when saying goodbye publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and focusing on special guest Ike Avelli in the conference room. After Eileen takes he…

S5: Client 7 - Chum Bucket List (Part One) w/publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and guest starring comedian Ike Avelli

Aug. 4, 2022

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a rousing old time when bringing in publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and unannounced special guest Ike Avelli to the conference room. What starts as a ho hum meeting …

S5: Client 6 - A Pocketful Of Climate Change

July 28, 2022

It was a dark and stormy night somewhere in the world but not where the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker deposed their most global client, A Pocketful Of Climate Change . Join in madness and listen to them discuss…

S5: Client 5 - Culture Shock-a Khan

July 21, 2022

With Brendan's recent arrival to his new temporary home in Portland, Oregon , the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker examine a new client, Culture Shock-a Khan . The deposition covers Greg's sweaty nipples, the dropsy…

S5: Client 4 - Hippies Vs. Soap w/author & anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff

July 14, 2022

In a rare circumstance where bad humor takes a back seat to a semi-intellectual discussion, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (minus Brendan who is prepping for his move to Oregon) entertain author and cultural a…