Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome!

Recent Clients & Guest Fake Attorneys

S4: Client 3 - Spaceships and Toasters w/singer-songwriter Luka James

Jan. 20, 2022

On a wet and dreary late afternoon, a ray of brightness shines itself into the conference room of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of New York City-based singer/songwriter Luka James . Sadly, he was …

S4: Client 2 - Genocide Schmenocide

Jan. 13, 2022

Venturing into international legal issues, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker obtain a client sought by none yet that has affected so many: Genocide Schmenocide . This client required Greg, Brendan and Matt to l…

The Life And Times of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker: What We Are

Jan. 7, 2022

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble…

S4: Client 1 - The American Resolution with cyber security expert Buzz Lightyear

Jan. 6, 2022

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off the new year and Season 4 with the incredibly famous Buzz Lightyear . Well, not really, it's just a pseudonym for a friendly cybersecurity expert but together all of the…

S3: Client 28 - Our Fear In Review w/guest cohosts Sanchez El Dorado and Nick Taber

Dec. 30, 2021

On the cusp of the New Year, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker watch two of the partners (Greg and Brendan) vacation for the final client of 2021, Our Fear In Review . Coming to the rescue are two guest co-coun…

S3: Client 27 - I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus w/sex educators Dr. Lauren Lichty and Dr. Kris Gowen

Dec. 23, 2021

Milk and cookies have no place at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker at the consultation of this week's client, I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus , when two well-educated guest fake lawyers arrive to provide appro…