Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome!

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Scammers, Flim Flammers and Rip Off Yer Mammers!
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Nov. 18, 2025

Scammers, Flim Flammers and Rip Off Yer Mammers!

The group discussed technical difficulties with screen sharing and video during their quarterly meeting, with Bob experiencing connectivity issues that left him appearing as a pixelated figure. They humorously referred to him as "Dark Bob" and continued their discussion about scams and flim-flam artists, though the main content of their legal discussion was not captured in this transcript. The group discussed a radio ad about a fictional "Ding Dong Lights" diet, which Greg performed in a meta co
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S6: 3rd Quarter: Do You Remember Your First Time?
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Aug. 13, 2025

S6: 3rd Quarter: Do You Remember Your First Time?

First Time Human Achievements Show The group discussed the format of their upcoming show, which will focus on the "first time" humanity did various things, including discoveries, inventions, and historical events. They also briefly talked about Greg's recent food poisoning incident and Brendan's absence due to a bet. The show's introduction video was played, and the group prepared to start recording the episode with their guest, Bob Bringhurst. Caveman Fiction and Human Evolution The group discu
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Pope Or Nope - Season 6: 2nd Quarter 2025 Client
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May 6, 2025

Pope Or Nope - Season 6: 2nd Quarter 2025 Client

Our AI Generated Synopsis, might be accurate, might not be. It will certainly leave out a lot of information. Papal Legends and Personal Anecdotes In the meeting, the team discussed the topic of the Pope and the Vatican, with a focus on the mobile strategy game "Papal Legends." They also shared personal anecdotes about their namesakes, including Pope Gregory the Great and Saint Brendan. The conversation was light-hearted and humorous, with the team engaging in banter and jokes. Pope Joan and Piz
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1st Quarter 2025: Client 1 - From Lynch To Eternity
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Feb. 14, 2025

1st Quarter 2025: Client 1 - From Lynch To Eternity

Quick recap The team discussed the concept of creating a radio ad aboutDavid Lynch's movies, with a focus on his recent passing, and planned theirnext podcast episode, potentially focusing on a recently deceased figure. Theyalso discussed various movies and actors, including David Lynch, Nicolas Cage,and Tatum O'Neal, and debated the topic of public domain and copyright laws.Lastly, they reminisced about past conversations and shared their reactions tothe deaths of various celebrities, and discu
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Special Client: Premature Ejaculection 2024
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Nov. 6, 2024

Special Client: Premature Ejaculection 2024

Matt, Brendan, and Heron discuss the upcoming presidential election between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump in a satirical manner. They joke about controversial campaign ads promising violence, celebrityendorsements, and the candidates' physical appearances. The conversation also touches on crime rates in different parts of the country and makes crudereferences to bodily functions. Overall, the segment pokes fun at the intense polarization and sensationalism surrounding the election. They discu
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Promo by Matt for new episode
Nov. 2, 2024

Promo by Matt for new episode

They're coming back! Oh my. Tune in at 6 PM PST, Monday, Nov. 4 for the return of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker and a special episode with their newest client - Premature Ejaculection! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/support
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Great Conversations with a perfect title

"I just want to say I look forward to your show every week, it's always great to hear others take on certain "clients" with the usual derailment that all great podcasts seen to have in common. Keep u…"

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Master Quibbler | April 6, 2021

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