Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome!

Recent Clients & Guest Fake Attorneys

S5: Client 13 - Sitcoms ON TRIAL w/Breaking Bad's Larry Hankin

Sept. 23, 2022

Rarely do fake guest attorneys return to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (for reasons that should be obvious) so it is a great coup to welcome the return of veteran character actor, Larry Hankin . You might re…

S5: Client 12 - Odd Jobs, Con Jobs & Corn Cobs

Sept. 17, 2022

As the weather turns from summer to fall, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker pay that no heed as they instead address the issues of their newest client, Odd Jobs, Con Jobs & Corn Cobs . While dressing for a lack o…

S5: Client 11 - Geeks, Dweebs & Nerds w/My Three Sons actor Stanley Livingston

Sept. 9, 2022

A very special guest fake co-counsel Stanley Livingston , former child star of the legendary sitcom My Three Sons , enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to examine the client, Geeks, Dweebs & Nerds . Just pri…

S5: Client 10 - Every Day Is A Holiday w/veteran comedian Keith Ross Nelson

Sept. 2, 2022

With Brendan missing again, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker tackle the client, Every Day Is A Holiday after talking with their guest, veteran comedian Keith Ross Nelson . They pursue many details that eventuall…

S5: Client 9 - Elves With Lasers

Aug. 27, 2022

On a secret quest to destroy a magic goblet in the sun near Alpha Centauri , the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are approached by a new client, Elves With Lasers . Even fantastical creatures are greatly ignored by…

S5: Client 8 - That's Nuts, Ya Fruit!

Aug. 18, 2022

Following a nutty, seedy, fruity rabbit hole, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker investigate how nuts are fruits and how fruits are vegetables in order to give appropriate legal advice to their client, That's Nuts…