Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome!

Recent Clients & Guest Fake Attorneys

S4: Client 19 - Are You Ready For Alien Sex?

May 19, 2022

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are preparing themselves for interstellar legal clientele while working with their first off-world client, Are You Ready For Alien Sex? As they carpe diem, they also converse abo…

S4: Client 18 - Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork

May 12, 2022

Reveling in the return of Brendan, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker celebrate by playing a game with their newest client, Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork . Many words are bandied about including only fetish w…

S4: Client 17 - Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That!

May 5, 2022

Delving into the controversies of the day, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a conflated client in the form of Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That! While developing the fake case they discuss SCOTUS Seltz…

S4: Client 16 - The Case Of The Missing Brendan

April 29, 2022

Finally, after months of inoperation, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker sees the return of their third partner while they discuss their newest client, The Case Of The Missing Brendan . The conversation veers into…

S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) (part two) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen

April 22, 2022

In the second of a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue the minor fake legal strategy session and revisit Matt's lack of friends while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil…

S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen (part one)

April 14, 2022

In a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker hold a minor fake legal strategy session and uncover their origins while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) , with guest…