Clients & Guests

In commemoration of the first anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the first annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receive the highly coveted yet unknown Quibbly Award! The cohosts were Brendan Haggerty, Greg Petix and Matt Bratschi and a multitude of recipients across three continents arrived to receive their Quibblys. Some awardees included: multiple Emmy award winner and Broadway star Bruce...

An unusual pair of guest fake attorneys arrive at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help represent the client, Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness. Jeremy and Chris, two firefighters from The Washdown podcast are very familiar with the trials and tribulations of our client. They also know about the Quibbly Awards, fungible, boxed wine, the Bloodhound Gang, divorce as a rite of passage, piercing and poignant, West Bottoms, expert Band Aid application, Madagascar, the pumper, iguana, m...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into sketchy territory when addressing their newest client, Body Functions and Body Dysfunctions. You should be warned this client exposes VERY GROSS CONTENT as the Law Offices morph into the Medical Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker while discussing money circulation, an inflamed wheezer, exocrine glands, sweat grows, weevils, miniature bounty hunters, Elon Musk the Bond villain, Gates and Epstein, sex with toilets, binary pooping, foo...

A rare guest attorney arrives today at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of award-winning film composer Randy Edelman who provides qualified advice for our new client, When Rock And Roll Became Muzak. While giving our client an unusual fair shake, he also engaged by discussing James Brown, the first James Taylor album, the pickle, the Carpenters and Frank Zappa, got a hot dog, sacred and profane, swimming in sweat, chicks were the key, Jackie!!, bagpipes, Ivan Reitman, th...

A blast from Matt's past arrives in the form of 80s rock star Jon Butcher who acts as guest counsel for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, White Rappers & Black Rockers. Today while helping with the client, Jon also talked about watercolors, DaVinci Resolve, the thing that destroyed Billy Squier's career, a pink tank top, Def Leppard, the Boston Garden, 72 dates, Brown's Trailer Park School, cowboy reenactments, follow the axis, singing about kangaroos, I love molars,...

A momentous occasion has occurred. An actual lawyer has arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of entertainment attorney Marc Jacobson, who has represented Shakira, Elvis Presley and the estates of George and Ira Gershwin. He does an exceptional job in addressing the client, Cancel Me, Too, while also digressing by talking about Snowbabies, distribution is king, Spotify, wiseguys, Chris Kattan, lawyers have superpowers, Patron Jewish Saint of Lawyers, evil burgerfli...

It was a cold and stormy night...but not today when the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker were forced once again to represent by themselves their new client, The Customer Is Always A Karen. They really tried but somehow they wound up talking about Zoom squabble, Greg's mannequin replacement, Karens are squeaky, junkiedar, People For Black People, Out Of Touch Weekly, Chinese hieroglyphics, anti-Karen, that zero person, reef donkey literature, gay cookies, poor burger hut, don't ask for b...

A very vivacious non-attorney arrives to cross examine the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, Dress Sizes and Body Hair. Notorious as a party girl at Studio 54 in the 70s, Wendy Stuart Kaplan shows what it means to be engaged in a fake law discussion by talking about Pennsyltucky, Halston, tutus & leg warmers, gorilla suit era of Madonna, rejecting Andy Warhol, rubber rat named Igor, Greg's raw charisma, Union of Swiss Watchmakers, a frock is a frock, Mr. Beastie Boy, hat...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring forth a true legend in the entertainment world to help barely address their newest client, When Words Collide. Bruce Vilanch, multiple Emmy award-winning writer for the Oscars, Emmys, Tonys and a myriad of A-Z list celebrities talks with the never attorneys about a brand new smile, George Lucas' betrayal, wookies in blackface, Lupita Nyong'o, 18 mermaids, mommy issues, charming chubs, the mumu hut, John Waters, hard drinking newsmen, sewer rat ...

Truly unique guest fake attorneys arrived today in the form of director, stunt coordinator and musician John Stewart and singer Madeleine Kaye of the band Juliana. They join in exultantly with their newest client, Leading Men Are Not Real Men, even though the client ultimately gets the brush-off as they discuss Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Matt Dillon, Slightly Annoyed Max, tricycle movie, sea lions in capes, broken backs and necks, biggest airbag in the business, Class 5 rapids, steering giant log...

A very accomplished actress, Lisa London, joins the pretend legal team of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help address the issues of their new client, Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress. While consoling the distressed client, they talk about Amazon Prime, monster under a rock, Quarantine Girl, eating bats, hazmat suits, Shinto, Chuck Walker Texas Arranger, Clint Eastwood, The Morning Show, Bigfoot Or Bust, Ed Sheeran, My Mother The Panda, lingerie on stage, Amityville Cop, ...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are on a motivational office retreat to give their clients a break from their horrible legal practices and to hone their nonexistent skills. So, enter the Pizza Show! Also, all the way from North Dakota, the Happy Hour News Team will join us on our retreat and enjoy a lot of retreat activities like swallowing dreams, janking the system, managing knife men, the holy dude, entertainment is immoral, Leland Sklar, the 6.99 Club, splicing genes, scuttlebu...

It's always a meta moment when a talk show host gets interviewed and this is no different when the iconic Profiles host, Mickey Burns from New York City appears as guest counsel to tackle our new client - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization. The deposition is halted when they instead discuss Time Warner, Mayor Bloomberg, Snug Harbor Cultural Center, football powerhouse, Aldo Nova, Memorex, where bands go to die, PM Magazine, hummida hummida, Joan Rivers, Joe Montana's dinner, which Georg...

We have found the most qualified non-lawyer ever to help give proper representation to our client, Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? His name is Howard Bloom and you need to learn about him. Not only did we find out that dogs ARE dog's best friend but we also talked about poor innocent bunnies, comic book science, Irish Bar Mitzvah, God's big chunky balls, National Lampoon, schmuck, clown pants, suck it bitches, Tracee Ellis Ross, squashed toadlike woman, Chaka Khan, unholy hour, polka legends, Isaac ...

On a slightly grey Wednesday afternoon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a guest counsel from the heartland, Wendy M. Kok, author of the book, A Grey Resort, who is here to help us with our newest client, One's Name Is One's Destiny. While this client did get its money's worth, there was some divergence when they discussed changeover day; a dock, jello salad and aspic; Desert Storm; a golf club named Excalibur; Stephen 'The Pantser' King; Ed Gein; the Matt joke drinking game...

Right out of fake law school, our newest guest counsel ARO joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her burgeoning career and help give advice to our brand new client, There Are No Fat Vampires. Unfortunately, along the way our client gets ignored and they wind up talking about selling meth in bathrooms, Lana Del Rey and Eminem, killing Helena Bonham Carter, breeding hamsters and billy goats, blobs and witches, the Coyote God, werewaterwolves, fang fetish, 9 out of 10 vampi...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome extra special guest counsels to give unique attention to our newest client, The Nerd Hierarchy. They are Kenric and John from Spoiler Country, the founding and lead show on Spoilerverse.com. While developing their defense for the client, other topics were mentioned including: becoming your own grandpa, Kevin Smith, The Get, Spottyify, ComicsGate, Black Lightning, Stan Lee, excelsior ejaculation, nerts, the Original Dork, turning down booty ca...

In a rare occurrence, a guest counsel arrives sight unseen to both sides. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Anthony Williams III, author of On Borrowed Time: Reinvention Of The Lost Soul and host of The Independent Mouth podcast, to help address our newest client, Case Your State. This episode is not for the faint of stomach! We learn about the fuckits, three eyes, putting the ass in asset, eating babies, parkour, Vectromirror, Tron, cottontops, rabbit identifiers, education ...

The husband and wife team of Kaz and Nick from Movie Theater Time Machine land their hovercraft outside the doors of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker to help the trio tackle the serious issues of their newest client, Hateful Pulp Dogs. For once, they spend a normal amount of time with their client while still diverging with: pod dogs, Holmes and Yo Yo, TV Time Machine, middle aged prostitutes, cartoon elephants, black belts and elastic belts, a late 60s jerk off, Quentin Tarantino...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get right to the heart of their non-existent firm by enlisting expert guest counsel Bruce Starr to help handle their newest client, We're Not Funny. Unfortunately, another client goes by the wayside as they instead talk about Hound of the Baskervilles, Evening At The Improv, Vincent Price, scared essless, why he wore the bag, cutlery humor, the Gong Show, Bobby Slayton, cocaine dealer to the stars, sex with Howie Mandel, doorstops, rejecting Ellen De...

I Don't Understand Advertising enters the doors of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker as their newest client in order to gain some clarity. Yet gains none. To help, their guest counsel is Dean 'The Pipeman' Piper, internet radio mogul and CEO of Talk4Media, who brings his experience to horrible use as they instead discuss Catholic social teaching, corn stock theater, tugging a pug, pig radio, Venus Flytrap and Johnny Fever, it's always a douchebag, deep sea lizard diver, morning wood ...

A true captain of the music industry, Kim Richards, Chairman Of The Board and CEO of Allied Artists International, arrives as an untrue lawyer to help the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker almost completely ignore their new client, Dead Rockers: Where Are They Now? Instead, Kim Richards' life gets more focus as they all discuss Constantine the Great, getting mugged in Glendale, Hot August Night, long dead partners, Snoopy's doghouse, Steely Dan, Andy Gibb, Stiggy, use all language, fooli...

Brad Server, aka Curly G, is known far and wide for not being Curly from the Three Stooges (his grandfather). Now he will be a new guest attorney for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to represent their popular client, Like Sandwiches Through The Hourglass... Curly G and Brad switch personalities often during the show and speak on the gift of falsetto, a dog named Shemp, a hamster named Curly Joe, peekapoos, Scottish robot, we encourage squabbling, The Grandfather, blinded by the bli...

On St. Patrick's Day, who is there better to get as guest counsel than a Norwegian guitarist? Rocky Kramer, part of the Allied Artists Music family, joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help our newest client, This Land Is My Land And So Is Your Land. The client, of course, never gets the value of its retainer because we discussed Kissco, leotards & aluminum foil, great grandad jokes, Lars Malmsteen the breakfast cereal, Scarlett Johansson, Black Frog, electric Pringles cans, V...