Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

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June 24, 2021

First Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Award …

In commemoration of the first anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the first annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receiv...

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June 17, 2021

Season 2: Client 37 - Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness w/firefighters…

An unusual pair of guest fake attorneys arrive at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help represent the client, Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness. Jeremy and Chris, two firefighters from The Washdown podcast are ...

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June 10, 2021

Season 2: Client 36 - Bodily Functions And Bodily Dysfunctions w/Greg…

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into sketchy territory when addressing their newest client, Body Functions and Body Dysfunctions . You should be warned this client exposes VERY GROSS CONTENT as the Law O...

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June 7, 2021

Season 2: Client 35 - When Rock And Roll Became Muzak w/film maestro …

A rare guest attorney arrives today at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of award-winning film composer Randy Edelman who provides qualified advice for our new client, When Rock And Roll Became Muzak ....

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June 3, 2021

Season 2: Client 34 - White Rappers & Black Rockers w/80s rock star J…

A blast from Matt's past arrives in the form of 80s rock star Jon Butcher who acts as guest counsel for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker 's newest client, White Rappers & Black Rockers . Today while …

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May 31, 2021

Season 2: Client 33 - Cancel Me, Too! w/visionary media attorney Marc…

A momentous occasion has occurred. An actual lawyer has arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of entertainment attorney Marc Jacobson , who has represented Shakira , Elvis Presley and the estate...

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May 27, 2021

Season 2: Client 32 - The Customer Is Always Karen w/Brendan, Greg an…

It was a cold and stormy night...but not today when the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker were forced once again to represent by themselves their new client, The Customer Is Always A Karen . They really tried but …

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May 24, 2021

Season 2: Client 31 - Dress Sizes & Body Hair w/author, comedian & 70…

A very vivacious non-attorney arrives to cross examine the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker 's newest client, Dress Sizes and Body Hair . Notorious as a party girl at Studio 54 in the 70s, Wendy Stuart Kaplan shows …

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May 20, 2021

Season 2: Client 30 - When Words Collide w/comedy legend Bruce Vilanch

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring forth a true legend in the entertainment world to help barely address their newest client, When Words Collide . Bruce Vilanch , multiple Emmy award-winning writer for the Os...

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May 17, 2021

S2: Client 29 - Leading Men Are Not Real Men w/stunt director John St…

Truly unique guest fake attorneys arrived today in the form of director, stunt coordinator and musician John Stewart and singer Madeleine Kaye of the band Juliana . They join in exultantly with their newest client, Leading Me...

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May 13, 2021

Season 2: Client 28 - Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress w/caree…

A very accomplished actress, Lisa London, joins the pretend legal team of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help address the issues of their new client, Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress . While consoling...

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May 10, 2021

Season 2: Motivational Office Retreat - The Pizza Show w/the Happy Ho…

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are on a motivational office retreat to give their clients a break from their horrible legal practices and to hone their nonexistent skills. So, enter the Pizza Show! Also, all th...

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May 3, 2021

Season 3: Client 27 - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization w/N…

It's always a meta moment when a talk show host gets interviewed and this is no different when the iconic Profiles host, Mickey Burns from New York City appears as guest counsel to tackle our new client - Dad Jokes: …

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April 26, 2021

Season 2: Client 26 - Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? w/the astounding Ho…

We have found the most qualified non-lawyer ever to help give proper representation to our client, Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? His name is Howard Bloom and you need to learn about him. Not only did we find out that …

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April 22, 2021

Season 2: Client 25 - One's Name Is One's Destiny w/author Wendy M. K…

On a slightly grey Wednesday afternoon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a guest counsel from the heartland, Wendy M. Kok , author of the book, A Grey Resort , who is here to help us with …

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April 19, 2021

Season 2: Client 24 - There Are No Fat Vampires w/singer and musician…

Right out of fake law school, our newest guest counsel ARO joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her burgeoning career and help give advice to our brand new client, There Are No Fat Vampires . …

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April 15, 2021

Season 2: Client 23 - The Nerd Hierarchy w/master podcasters Kenric &…

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome extra special guest counsels to give unique attention to our newest client, The Nerd Hierarchy . They are Kenric and John from Spoiler Country , the founding and lead show...

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April 12, 2021

Season 2: Client 22 - Case Your State w/author and podcaster Anthony …

In a rare occurrence, a guest counsel arrives sight unseen to both sides. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Anthony Williams III , author of On Borrowed Time: Reinvention Of The Lost Soul and host of The …

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April 8, 2021

Season 2: Client 21 - Hateful Pulp Dogs w/Nick & Kaz of Movie Theater…

The husband and wife team of Kaz and Nick from Movie Theater Time Machine land their hovercraft outside the doors of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker to help the trio tackle the serious issues of their newest …

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April 4, 2021

Season 2: Client 20 - We're Not Funny w/former comedy agent Bruce Sta…

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get right to the heart of their non-existent firm by enlisting expert guest counsel Bruce Starr to help handle their newest client, We're Not Funny . Unfortunately, another clien...

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April 1, 2021

Season 2: Client 19 - I Don't Understand Advertising w/internet radio…

I Don't Understand Advertising enters the doors of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker as their newest client in order to gain some clarity. Yet gains none. To help, their guest counsel is Dean 'The Pipeman' Piper ,...

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March 25, 2021

Season 2: Client 18 - Dead Rockers: Where Are They Now? w/Captain Of …

A true captain of the music industry, Kim Richards , Chairman Of The Board and CEO of Allied Artists International , arrives as an untrue lawyer to help the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker almost completely ignore t...

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March 21, 2021

Season 2: Client 17 - Like Sandwiches Through The Hourglass... w/Thre…

Brad Server , aka Curly G , is known far and wide for not being Curly from the Three Stooges (his grandfather). Now he will be a new guest attorney for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to …

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March 18, 2021

Season 2: Client 16 - This Land Is My Land & So Is Your Land w/Allied…

On St. Patrick's Day, who is there better to get as guest counsel than a Norwegian guitarist? Rocky Kramer , part of the Allied Artists Music family, joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help our newest …

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March 14, 2021

Season 2: Client 15 - JFQ, Flat Earth & You w/the usual suspects

Sadly, our scheduled guest counsel did not appear so the judge ruled we must represent our client strictly by ourselves. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker present to you our fifteenth client of the season - JFQ, F...

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March 11, 2021

Season 2: Client 14 - Vegans ON TRIAL w/prolific punk singer/author J…

Getting to the punky roots of two partners of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker , guest counsel John Robb of the seminal punk bands The Membranes and Goldblade , visits from across the pond to put Vegans …

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March 7, 2021

Season 2: Client 13 - Can't Compete If You're Obsolete w/podcaster/en…

Reaching out to our northern neighbors, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find help from guest counsel Phil Better , the mad genius behind the podcast Invest In Yourself , based in Quebec. They tackle the client, ...

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March 4, 2021

Season 2: Client 12 - Mars, Bars & Stars w/the amazing Jane's Addicti…

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Picker orchestrate a coup by obtaining a highly sought after guest counsel, Stephen Perkins , drummer for the highly influential alternative rock band Jane's Addiction . He was also a fo...

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Feb. 28, 2021

Season 2: Client 11 - We're All Narcissists w/podcaster and comedian …

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring in another client to provide horrible legal advice when We're All Narcissists decides to hire them and their guest counsel, Matt Gwinn . Matt Gwinn hosts the podcast The Adv...

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Feb. 25, 2021

Season 2: Client 10 - Fedora The Explorer w/charity music event promo…

Sometimes, even in this advanced age of technology, the technology isn't fully in. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome charity music event promoter and comic book superhero, SoHoJohnny Pasquale as guest coun...

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Feb. 18, 2021

Season 2: Client 9 - What Is The Name Of This Client? w/renowned psyc…

Practicing the art of idiocy, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker forget to even name their client even though the client's name is What Is The Name Of This Client? To help them sort this out, this episode's …

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Feb. 18, 2021

Season 2: Client 8 - America North w/Maxim model & lumber salesperson…

Once again, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker invite a guest counsel that is much higher class than the partners to help with their new client, America North . Maxim magazine model, cohost extraordinaire and lumbe...

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Feb. 11, 2021

Season 2: Client 7 - Monty Python's Snake w/the extraordinary Scott P…

The foolish faux lawyers welcome the incomparable multi-instrumentalist and entrepreneur Scott Page to the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to spend far too little time with their client, Monty Python's Snake . Much ...

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Feb. 4, 2021

Season 2: Client 6 - Mummies On Parade w/podcaster/actor Michael Sped…

Grand twists of fate do not happen with our sixth client of 2021, Mummies On Parade, while our guest counsel, podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio , wonders what the hell he has gotten himself into while ch...

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Feb. 4, 2021

Season 2: Client 5 - Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers w/mythological …

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker nearly get serious this episode when the incomparable, legendiferous bass instrumentalist Leland Sklar acts as guest counsel for the client Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers . Some...

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Jan. 28, 2021

Season 2: Client 4 - Are You A Hooker Or A Slicer? w/character actor …

Guest counsels keep dropping in at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different. Thirty-year acting veteran Timothy McLaughlin and his luxurious facial hair link arms with your humble hosts to tackl...

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Jan. 21, 2021

Season 2: Client 3 - Golden Girls And Golden Boys w/film actress Liz …

On the day Trump removed himself from the Presidency, we coincidentally have a great guest counsel, Liz Priestley , a sister of lawyers and a star of the upcoming Netflix movie with Idris Elba , Concrete Cowboy , who plays …

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Jan. 14, 2021

Season 2: Client 2 - You Light Up My Life Sustainably w/actor-entrepr…

Scott Valentine , most well-known for his part as Nick from the TV show Family Ties (essentially another guest counsel much more famous than the fake lawyers), arrives to teach them the limits of their talents while eventuall...

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Jan. 7, 2021

Season 2 Client 1 - Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It w/Legendary Cha…

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker start off the new year with the legendary character actor and guest counsel Larry Hankin who later helps us handle the client Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It. It's a wild …

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