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Venturing once again into environmental law, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker haul in their newest international client, Recycling Deposed! While attempting to depose the client, they also discuss Facebook postings, quandary, genius whiskey, Samuel Coleridge, they always leave, abasinthe, deliver happiness, mis-mammal, secret Burgerville recycling lore, drunken ranting, conveyor belts, chucking stuff, shirako, Canadians are great, Mandy Patinkin, North Korea, Nooo!, Gandalf, Benni...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker transition into November by addressing a client each fake lawyer has problems with, Your Daddy Has Daddy Issues. During the deposition, they elaborate on Alabamya, more work, Barry White, healthy as a clam, heroin everyday, Pioneer Chicken Stand, Warren Zevon, transy, Tremors, narcissist weirdo, rascals, schmendrick, transcendental nature of time, Brave New World, Charles Dickens, the Barbarossas, spawned a child, Genghis Khan, go frites go, big bu...

With an unplanned intervention, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a real crisis counselor yet fake guest lawyer Scott H. Silverman who takes Greg under his wing for a chat, while glancing at Brendan and Matt for potential talks. They talk about xyz, Monopoly money, ouija board, underlying issues, unlicensed pharmacist, hallucinogens, El Chapo, superlabs, a whole week of blackouts, undercover convention, Mr. T, jenkem, Zambian youth, kumbayuck, spazzicity, it's Latin, uncontro...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a new guest fake attorney from the same fake law firm that last week's guest was from, Last House On The Left. This time, Marc Sheffler is helping tackle the client, Life Is Horror & You're Horrible Redux. Unfortunately, the client is just as ignored as last week so instead they talked about Don Rickles, wizened, kombucha, adlibbery, latter day saints, London Lee, a poor green child, Roger Ebert, ball tickling moment, Mean Joe Greene, broodin...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are entranced by their newest guest fake lawyer, Jeramie Rain Dreyfuss who doesn't help at all with the client, Life Is Horror And You're Horrible. The client is sadly fully ignored during its paid hour. Instead the discussion veers toward Richard Dreyfuss, Agent Orange, now you're dead, now I'm gay, parlay, Charles Manson, pedophilia husband, a hot hippie, Meme Wars, Dan Savage the sex guy, CineVegas, Mel Brooks, beat me, Terri Garr, Alex Jones, low...

Kicked off of TikTok livestream for the third time, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker tackle a malevolent force by addressing the client, Mother Nature Hates You. One of the following subjects made TikTok very unhappy: Tepid Zephyr, Six Hundred Dollar Man, on a bus, Ranger Rick, Sylvia Plath, bridge troll, some kind of fauna, dust devil, power to lift a dog, Tasmanian Devil, tumbleweed, trucker speed, everything is nature, phallic argument, Big Hunk, Charleston Chew, the Upside Dow...

Deciding on a full exploration of the world around them yet not following through with it, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker tackle a topic for the generations, specifically Generation Whatever. Beginning with giant generations, they then talk about alters, Tourette's TV, cute kittens, leave my thing out of it, F. Scott Fitzgerald, the Lost Generation, every nerdy thing, latchkey generation, Big Chief Kahuna, Chevy Chase, corrupt Marylanders, Major Drunk, Davy Crockett, War Of The Ro...

Rarely do fake guest attorneys return to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (for reasons that should be obvious) so it is a great coup to welcome the return of veteran character actor, Larry Hankin. You might recognize him from recurring roles in Breaking Bad, Seinfeld and Friends, which gives him valuable insight in addressing our client, Sitcoms ON TRIAL. While promoting his book The Loopholes Dossier, his doggedness brought the following concepts to light: Sometimes Jones, dickish,...

As the weather turns from summer to fall, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker pay that no heed as they instead address the issues of their newest client, Odd Jobs, Con Jobs & Corn Cobs. While dressing for a lack of success, they give attention to Eager the Beaver, Ikea, Divorced Dude Depot, Paul Bunyan, the cow option, black zinc, Ambien Taco Guy, little people guys, fluffers, my personal Holocaust, She-Ra, womanly shoebox, paper towel sniffer, pick worms out of the sky, death by water...

A very special guest fake co-counsel Stanley Livingston, former child star of the legendary sitcom My Three Sons, enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to examine the client, Geeks, Dweebs & Nerds. Just prior to interrogating the client, they discussed hip and trendy, bougie brunch gig, fast food bags, catered by crows, How The West Was Won, maniacal assistant director, Fluker's, William Frawley, I Love Lucy, human green screen, Smokey & The Hotwire Gang, explicit gore, My Three D...

With Brendan missing again, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker tackle the client, Every Day Is A Holiday after talking with their guest, veteran comedian Keith Ross Nelson. They pursue many details that eventually involve gold, diamonds, 5,273 cats, Batangas, Iron Maiden, multi-colored vomit, Bong Bong, high jumping, Bowerman's waffle iron, the hater'd, Prefontaine, comedic license, the Viagra, snake wine, woden, Romance languages, Tang, Pepe Le Pew, Mexico is cancelled, Jews smell li...

On a secret quest to destroy a magic goblet in the sun near Alpha Centauri, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are approached by a new client, Elves With Lasers. Even fantastical creatures are greatly ignored by the fake lawyers as they also discuss malodorous fluid, Church of Some Other Assholes, Banksy, tantric sex, deal with morons, Top Chef, trustafarians, Gandalf, The Fifth Element, David Brin, Greg Bear, Dune, Dark Horse Comics, kung fu assassin, Portland lore, Alex Jones, tiger...

Following a nutty, seedy, fruity rabbit hole, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker investigate how nuts are fruits and how fruits are vegetables in order to give appropriate legal advice to their client, That's Nuts Ya Fruit! They also address racists for refugees, the Mud People, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, a thing for lepers, U.S. Supreme Court, the Forest Service, all chipmunky, Buck Rogers, Sylvester Stallone, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, pig's blood cake, ...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue their rousing old time when saying goodbye publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and focusing on special guest Ike Avelli in the conference room. After Eileen takes her leave, they elaborate on Uber Lube, stick your fingers in the butter, Deliverance, Highlander, get busy living and get busy dying, ugga bugga, Oprah Winfrey's movie list, three fat straight guys, deserted office park, a Buffett list, it was huge, rough trade, wildebeest, no...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a rousing old time when bringing in publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and unannounced special guest Ike Avelli to the conference room. What starts as a ho hum meeting turns an interesting corner as they talk about Diana Ross, Jewish-Japanese hero, Annie Lennox, Star Trek manual, a size queen, the prostate of a Klingon, Chris Pine, Precious Little Devils, George Takei, cruise them both, Pope of Greenwich Village, Adam Carpenter Ant, moist a...

It was a dark and stormy night somewhere in the world but not where the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker deposed their most global client, A Pocketful Of Climate Change. Join in madness and listen to them discuss uncle under the trailer, mugged by starfish, HBOSlacks, granddad jokes galore, Uncle Frank, a giant warning label, unexplored places, a trend in kneecap, TikTok is listening, Trump supporter stepdad, Buttlick, Alabama, I got no snowballs, better sex parties, Italy, Straits of...

With Brendan's recent arrival to his new temporary home in Portland, Oregon, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker examine a new client, Culture Shock-a Khan. The deposition covers Greg's sweaty nipples, the dropsy, chicken and bees, smart mart, rickets, patriotic pants, Circle Jerks, baby alligator, stink eye, Thelma & Louise, Wong Foo, Patrick Swayze, feather boa, Wesley Snipes, hi grandfather, John Leguizamo, chocodile, face diaper, anti-Pfizer, little spit horse, glazed appearance, B...

In a rare circumstance where bad humor takes a back seat to a semi-intellectual discussion, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (minus Brendan who is prepping for his move to Oregon) entertain author and cultural anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff by discussing his newest book, Sugaring Down and also discussing Brazilian hair removal, Viet Nam, seductiveness violence can have, U.S. imperialism, ho ho ho Chi Minh, more morons, Margaret Mead, computerphobic, the Enlightenment, Trump the d...

Having had enough of exciting clients, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take a break to unburden themselves with a simple client, Small Talk and Small Minds. They casually extract information like Fox News, smuggler f--ks, Saltine crackers, Tourette's, the monster from Florida, thirst traps, beep boop, big talk, Toblerone, marzipan, Laffy Taffy, Lemonheads, I'm a Skittles guy, heavy metal werewolves, okay Sara, steamer trunk, color flavor, local glaciers, round robin, vampire hellsc...

The three non-lawyers embrace their next client, Video Games Killed The Pinball Star with a verve never before seen...not really. Instead they deliberate Beep Boop, pachinko, André The Giant, one thousand monkeys, Bad News Bears, Dig Dug, Down Under Kong, gravity well, ghost missiles, joystick & a button, 16 bit boobies, Oscar Wilde, ferret and pelican, Iowa hurricanes, Martian hemlock, spaghetti tacos, Blame It On The Sake, the gerbil dies, Sim wormhole and a tiny bit of squabbling. Buy our me...

Kicking off their newest season, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring on a new guest counsel to tackle the client, The Ways You Are Stupid. Comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez engages the trio with discussions about Kissimmee, daddy, we're not funny, a day job, car jack, digging for that penis, shoulders of giants, the stench, do normal things, regular fat, MAGA hat, stalkerish, jizz money, Blind Melon, lacrosse, a hurricane story, gay English, Bad Bunny, occasionally racist, mofongo,...