Clients & Guests

On the cusp of the New Year, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker watch two of the partners (Greg and Brendan) vacation for the final client of 2021, Our Fear In Review . Coming to the rescue are two guest co-counsels Sanchez El Dorado from Happy Hour News Team and Nick Taber from Movie Theater Time Machine . They proved capable at discussing at length many issues including fear, homemade whiskey, lucky idiot, Snoop Lion , Robert DeQueero, anxiety, Rhode Island, oblate, pizza loves me...

Milk and cookies have no place at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker at the consultation of this week's client, I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus , when two well-educated guest fake lawyers arrive to provide appropriate counseling. From the podcast B4USwipe , Dr. Kris Gowen and Dr. Lauren Lichty provide their unique perspectives on numerous important matters including catfish dancing, Gary Busey , Spuds McKenzie, peach seeds, wild crazy anarchists, love theme from Commie land, UB40, b...

When isms pervade society, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker are there to fully misunderstand their importance and gravity especially as they take on their next client, Ableism, Sexism, Racism and Cannibalism . Fortunately, no schisms were created as they mentioned hot ticket, Disney Plus , broken hymens, 19 gallons of semen, the York maelstrom, peppermint patties, Charlie Brown , Monkees rabbit hole, Battleship Potemkin , abilityism, Michael Jordan , a papoose, Shaq is a monster, ...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Mel Ortiz , host of the podcast Miss Heard Lyrics, who unfortunately has to leave before providing her fake legal wisdom for today's client, Are You Toxic Or Do You Just Need A Shower? She definitely engages with the faux legal team and discusses some subjects that don't necessarily include paranoia insurance, existential engineers, a Jewish grandma, cross-eyed bears, the whale carcass, thinly sliced meat eyeball, sugar gliders, polar bear ni...

With the gift giving holidays on the horizon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker address a long standing situation with their new client, Gift Horses Eat Too Much . They talk about Indie Pods United Summit, Sal Vagina, Kaiser Permanente , trichinosis, chlamydia, man slut, sexually abused pizza dough, lukewarm pockets, jizzy glaze, dark horse, Cthulhu, Ayn Rand , Atlas Sharted , behind the beaded curtain, nature's car, Monty Python , Great Bribbin, bolognese, pea gravel, taxi nuns, Agn...

As Thanksgiving rears its ugly head, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker track down their newest client, Don't Be Late For Love And Hate and give a thorough examination. They uncovered poodle panties, turkey jism, chew juice, warming your chestnuts, your oily fish, Stalingrad 1942, that's the climax, apostasy and blasphemy, Cyndi Lauper, Phil Collins, Hawaii, James Michener, Aquaman, ass weasel, Butthole Billy, the bucking cow, my murdered uncle, Snapped, a love to kill, anonymous coun...

A modern day Renaissance woman enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker in the form of the multi-talented Canadian songstress Kreesha Turner who later briefly helps address the client, How Deep Is Your Bunker (or Apocalypse Wow!) . The following exhibits get examined: your poop bars, Canadian Jennifer Lopez , 4 Loko, aboriginal friends, nation of immigrants, monolith of liberty, ketchup chips, great aunt Ninita, bikini pictures, I hate pants, tough love, speaking in tongues, Jimmy ...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker tackle the greatest of clients in this session with The Tyranny Of Beauty . Since their guest counsel did not arrive, they handled the bogus deposition themselves and talked about flooding, lovely wives, ass avoidant, earholes, Karl Marx , dick power, everyone wants love, those handsome men, chuffing and chafing, symmetry is overrated, Pythagoras , sock exploits, Julia Roberts , a symmetrical horse, Salma Hayek , down to clown, Bea Arthur , Rumples...

After many invitations, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker achieve the unthinkable: doing the show from Brendan's house in Florida AND getting Matt and Brendan's wives Holly and Lavonna to be the guest fake attorneys. Along the way, they talk about David Blaine , Passive Attack, huffing jenkem, purple, ocarina book, sushi mask, low bar, taken aback, marry Matt, 999, Brendan's jib, limbo, oblivious to the hunt, you're a cheetah, beavers and otters, Etta James cover girl, project my ...

An entire team of pretend lawyers arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of the Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team who arrived to help address the client - Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow . The researchers included founder of the Mystic Ghost team Michelle DePaul with Allison Tidwell and Michelle Roan . Many supernatural connections were made and ghost ticklers, bad mojo, baffling conundrums, ectoplasmic slime, Ghostbusters , a demonologist, drama with ghost groups be...

Just in time for Halloween, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker engage the very talented director and playwright Marc Morales to help with the client, That's A Fine Lookin' Werewolf . While cross examining the client, they talk about the Incelerator, 521 North Main Street, the Clown Motel, if I disappear, a seltzer bottle in every room, The Exorcist , Tim Curry , Michael Myers , EMF meter, so much blood, singing waiter, Dion and the Belmonts , Ted Lasso , the Incel Wanderer, Westcheste...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are once again taken over by the senior partners of Matt and Greg who are forced to deal with their newest client, A Friend In Need, A Friend Indeed And A Friend In Weed . Some relatively careful attention was paid even though they talked about lose my shoulders, tiny little body, greed heads, Newsies caps, National Haberdasher's Union, simpatico, get our head scratched, other kinds of ships, levels of affection, show all the warts, Jackass , a littl...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker welcome a rare individual to their conference room, a man with no real agenda - who goes by the name of Billy Skeels . Billy Skeels does act as a guest fake attorney to help with today's client - Evacuate Your Mind . As they work the deposition, they find sodomites, identifying as a squid, hail hydra, Mighty Mouse , deformed eggs, conceived in a skillet, pre-fried food, that's not a fryer, mystic runes, a foot playin' sport, your son is a box, Ohio...

On this day, a young verbose guest fake attorney shows up at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help litigate Pets On Trial . Rapper Twizm Whyte Piece brings his unique style and converses about holocaust bourbon, matzoh, doing all my evil, pull out game, bashing white people, pus of the blisters, blood in her placenta, aboot, urban language, Hulk Hogan , it smells of dumb people, there's more than corn in Indiana, Keanu Reeves Western, check me out bro, Eminem , doing the rhino, T...

Today, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a very qualified guest counsel to investigate the claims of their newest client, Schmear The Queer . The guest counsel is comedian, author and New Jersey gay icon Ike Avelli who is a bit soft spoken so you'll have to be careful with your volume control. He graciously puts up with the partners and together they discuss the House Of Your Mama , circle of jerks, two weasels, 50 Shades Of Gay , eyelashes are stunning, thieves, Jenna Jameson ,...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are missing one of the partners and do not have a guest attorney to help with a client that stumbled through their doors, Batman Wears A Diaper . Matt and Greg are all on there own so, obviously, the client is in big trouble especially when they wind up talking about beloved cohost, anal bleaching, the Clean Sphincter Society , fight crime and pee, super speed poop, is that a football, a giant lima bean, head on down to Panama, cosmic rays, radioacti...

Our first guest-free show of the season has our nubile faux lawyers tackling a client that has disturbed many a family gathering: Tradition Is Poison . The client is nimble and care-free which causes the conversation to swerve into statutory ape, Cancel Me Cancel You , little squirrels, gripping, sub units of people, a meaningless void, slaves were toasters, the cotton gin, a minister in Arkansas , Jesus wasn't a baby, turducken, Germanic barbarians, ya'll log, clean out the flue, disembowel the...

All the way from the Poconos , self-help podcaster Wize Otero arrives and works as a fake attorney to help with the client, Thought Crimes and Misdemeanors . While cross-examining the client, things veered to Stuck In My Mind , You're Going To Get Some Ultra , Libido Max , nipple clamps, a slobby dork, Real Wize Productions , an unconscious rapper, targeting lacrosse, curling expert, Brendan's herbal supplement, pai gow tiles, Nurse Wize, self-hatred, you love yourself, Harlem Heat , then they'l...

One of the most influential music publishers in rock music history, John Velasco , slums today by joining the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to partially take on the client, Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles . Prior to that, however, they discussed Brendory, Covid Cola , sickness is a theory, Black Sabbath , Polly Styrene , weekly rep, Drury Lane, Peter Sellers , the cake was in the rain, Jag X J-6, Abba , Rick Beato , retire and die, Rick's Plaice , a pig farmer, the Midlands, Ozzy wa...

A momentous occasion occurred at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when a real lawyer walked through the doors to not give any legal advice at all. Entertainment and intellectual property attorney Adam Hirshfield stopped by and actually provided discourse for the newest client, Hitler Was A Baby Once . While some real subjects were touched on, the bad touch stopped on skecial, Minder , first philosophy free, bad hombres, Dame Judy Dench , Tom Green , big dictum, Firing Line , a coup...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker entertain an interesting guest today with budding actor and model Joshua Christian Azali . Joshua declined to help represent the client, The Sweet Smell Of Secession . The conversation overall began normally but devolved as per usual. The discussion included Asian Men Black Women , flipping us off, you've been douchebagged, motorcycle with a question mark, Tamil Tigers , rode a boomerang to Mecca, gender normative ties, Fatty Arbuckle , too much hair...

Short staffed for the third week, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker don't even have a new fake attorney to help with the client, Fruit Equals Betrayal . They do, however, have a guest in the form of Michael Stein , a successful businessman, stand up comic and filmmaker. Obviously, he does not help with their client as he is not a member of the Step Up To The Bar Association but he does engage and help talk about Harbor Freight , my leg has a weird twitch, stream of unconsciousness, s...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker retain a very special guest counsel in the form of Mark Stancil , CEO and Editor-in-Chief of Terminus Media , a company that creates comic books and graphic novels inspired by biblical stories but set in fantastic environments. Stancil helps the fake lawyers with the client, Accepting You Are Part Of The Problem Not The Solution but veers in the direction of got the Covid, crime brulee, a soupcon of horror, hey Marvel , the Evolution series, Howard t...

With a tornado in close proximity, Texan actor and director Shanna Toft courageously steps into the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her projects and then bravely helps with the client, Garbage Eaters Anonymous . Amongst the advice given to the client was also discussion about NPR , biscuits and box cutters, follow the paths, bioweapons, she-wolf, frontier house, Tinder for Mountain Men, sag production, Tigger, pickaxes and hatchets, pipsqueak, Keanu Reeves , a bad case of Je...