Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

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Dec. 16, 2021

Ableism, Sexism, Racism & Cannibalism - S3: Client 26

Ableism got you down? White supremacy a monkey on your back? Tired of politics? Want a bite of another human? Hoping for a documentary on cannibalism? Then watch something else. When isms pervade society, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker are there to fully misunderstand their importance and…

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Dec. 9, 2021

You Toxic Or Do Ya Need A Shower? w/podcaster Mel Ortiz

Are toxic traits around you? Have a toxic relationship? What are the top 10 misheard song lyrics? You won't get these questions answered but watch anyway! The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Mel Ortiz, host of the podcast Miss Heard Lyrics, who unfortunately has to leave before…

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Dec. 2, 2021

Gift Horses Eat Too Much - S3: Client 24

If you want to hear about sexually abused pizza dough and Hot Pockets or how giving a horse can cause a problem with sweaters, watch all the way through! With the gift giving holidays on the horizon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker address a long standing situation…

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Nov. 25, 2021

Roald Dahl and Murder/Don't Be Late For Love And Hate

Want to know about Roald Dahl and his interest in snozzberries? Dentistry and crack? Or Matt's murdered uncle? Then this is the episode for you. As Thanksgiving rears its ugly head, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker track down their newest client, Don't Be Late For Love And…

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Nov. 18, 2021

Kreesha Turner - Last Days Of Humanity The Apocalypse

Kreesha Turner - Last Days Of Humanity The Apocalypse A modern day Renaissance woman enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker in the form of the multi-talented Canadian songstress Kreesha Turner. These are the law offices of quibble squabble and bicker with matt bratschi, brendan haggerty, greg petix.…

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Nov. 10, 2021

The Tyranny Of Beauty with Brendan, Greg and Matt - S3: Client 21

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker tackle the greatest of clients in this session with The Tyranny Of Beauty. Since their guest counsel did not arrive, they handled the bogus deposition themselves and talked about flooding, lovely wives, ass avoidant, earholes, Karl Marx, dick power, everyone wants love,…

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Nov. 3, 2021

S3: Client 20 - The Times They Are A Strangin' w/superheroes Holly Haggerty and Lavonna Bratschi

After many invitations, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker achieve the unthinkable: doing the show from Brendan's house in Florida AND getting Matt and Brendan's wives Holly and Lavonna to be the guest fake attorneys. Along the way, they talk about David Blaine, Passive Attack, huffing jenkem, purple,…

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Oct. 28, 2021

S3: Client 19 Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow w/Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team

An entire team of pretend lawyers arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of the Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team who arrived to help address the client - Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow. The researchers included founder of the Mystic Ghost team Michelle DePaul with…

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Oct. 27, 2021

LIVESTREAM: S3: Client 19 Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow w/Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team

THE UNEDITED LIVESTREAM WARTS AND ALL: An entire team of pretend lawyers arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of the Mystic Ghost Paranormal Research Team who arrived to help address the client - Here Today, Ghost Tomorrow. The researchers included founder of the…

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Oct. 20, 2021

S3: Client 18 - That's A Fine Looking Werewolf w/director and playwright Marc Morales

Just in time for Halloween, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker engage the very talented director and playwright Marc Morales to help with the client, That's A Fine Lookin' Werewolf. While cross examining the client, they talk about the Incelerator, 521 North Main Street, the Clown Motel, if…

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Oct. 13, 2021

S3: Client 17 - A Friend In Need, A Friend Indeed & A Friend In Weed w/Greg and Matt

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are once again taken over by the senior partners of Matt and Greg who are forced to deal with their newest client, A Friend In Need, A Friend Indeed And A Friend In Weed. Some relatively careful attention was paid even though…

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Oct. 6, 2021

S3: Client 16 - Evacuate Your Mind w/fried food aficionado Billy Skeels

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker welcome a rare individual to their conference room, a man with no real agenda - who goes by the name of Billy Skeels. Billy Skeels does act as a guest fake attorney to help with today's client - Evacuate Your Mind. As…

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Sept. 29, 2021

S3: Client 15 - Pets ON TRIAL w/rapper Twizm Whyte Piece

On this day, a young verbose guest fake attorney shows up at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help litigate Pets On Trial. Rapper Twizm Whyte Piece brings his unique style and converses about holocaust bourbon, matzoh, doing all my evil, pull out game, bashing white people,…

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Sept. 22, 2021

S3: Client 14 - Schmear The Queer w/comedian and author Ike Avelli

Today, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a very qualified guest counsel to investigate the claims of their newest client, Schmear The Queer. The guest counsel is comedian, author and New Jersey gay icon Ike Avelli who is a bit soft spoken so you'll have to be…

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Sept. 15, 2021

S3: Client 13 - Batman Wears A Diaper with the original lineup of Matt and Greg!

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are missing one of the partners and do not have a guest attorney to help with a client that stumbled through their doors, Batman Wears A Diaper. Matt and Greg are all on their own so, obviously, the client is in big…

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Sept. 9, 2021

S3: Client 12 - Tradition Is Poison w/those bastards Brendan, Greg and Matt

Our first guest-free show of the season has our nubile faux lawyers tackling a client that has disturbed many a family gathering: Tradition Is Poison. The client is nimble and care-free which causes the conversation to swerve into statutory ape, Cancel Me Cancel You, little squirrels, gripping, sub units of…

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Sept. 2, 2021

S3: Client 11 - Thought Crimes & Misdemeanors w/self-help podcaster Wize Otero

All the way from the Poconos, self-help podcaster Wize Otero arrives and works as a fake attorney to help with the client, Thought Crimes and Misdemeanors. While cross-examining the client, things veered to Stuck In My Mind, You're Going To Get Some Ultra, Libido Max, nipple clamps, a slobby dork,…

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Sept. 1, 2021

S3: Client 10 - Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles w/the incredible John Velasco

One of the most influential music publishers in rock music history, John Velasco, slums today by joining the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to partially take on the client, Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles. Prior to that, however, they discussed Brendory, Covid Cola, sickness is a theory, Black…

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Aug. 25, 2021

S3: Client 9 - Hitler Was A Baby Once w/entertainment lawyer Adam Hirshfield

A momentous occasion occurred at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when a real lawyer walked through the doors to not give any legal advice at all. Entertainment and intellectual property attorney Adam Hirshfield stopped by and actually provided discourse for the newest client, Hitler Was A Baby…

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Aug. 18, 2021

S3: Client 8 - The Sweet Smell Of Secession w/budding actor/model Joshua Christian Azali

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker entertain an interesting guest today with budding actor and model Joshua Christian Azali. Joshua declined to help represent the client, The Sweet Smell Of Secession. The conversation overall began normally but devolved as per usual. The discussion included Asian Men Black Women,…

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Aug. 11, 2021

S3: Client 7 - Fruit Equals Betrayal w/tarp king & filmmaker Michael Stein

Short staffed for the third week, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker don't even have a new fake attorney to help with the client, Fruit Equals Betrayal. They do, however, have a guest in the form of Michael Stein, a successful businessman, stand up comic and filmmaker. Obviously,…

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Aug. 4, 2021

S3: Client 6 - Accepting You Are Part Of The Problem w/CEO of Terminus Media Mark Stancil

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker retain a very special guest counsel in the form of Mark Stancil, CEO and Editor-in-Chief of Terminus Media, a company that creates comic books and graphic novels inspired by biblical stories but set in fantastic environments. Stancil helps the fake lawyers with…

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July 28, 2021

S3: Client 5 - Garbage Eaters Anonymous w/Texan actor and director Shanna Toft

With a tornado in close proximity, Texan actor and director Shanna Toft courageously steps into the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her projects and then bravely helps with the client, Garbage Eaters Anonymous. Amongst the advice given to the client was also discussion about NPR, biscuits…

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July 22, 2021

S3: Client 4 - Henry Ford Is No Thomas Edison & Elon Musk Is A Punk w/comedian Jason Pollock

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find a kindred spirit with brand new guest fake attorney and stand up comic Jason Pollock who helps with the client, Henry Ford Is No Thomas Edison & Elon Musk Is A Punk. On this journey, they discuss Huzzah!, cosplay alchemy, top…

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