Sex Sells, Sex Sells, Sex Sells. Sex Sells. So they say. Our intrepid faux lawyers tackle the simplest of clients and find their way into other topics they probably should have avoided. The conversation shifts to attraction towards dead chickens, the Underground Railroad, one particular use for a sock, The…

The three boobs visit the similarly named tube and compare to movies new and old. Controversial territory gets skirted around and the new client gets short shrift while other interests take the foreground. Our false lawyers dip into political waters discussing cancel culture, orange fingers, Karens snatching protesters, Brendan's little…

The fake lawyers return to experience their fourth client: Idiocracy Is Now. Many things that are important get discussed: the origin of the moron, Matt's mini-stroke, the Flat Earth Society on a boat, upside down globalism, and pecan shell cracker sandwiches. Traverse carefully.

This week's episode takes the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to court for its first litigation: song lyrics on trial! In order to properly tackle our client's needs, we've opened up a satellite office in Florida and have a new host, Brendan, who pulls no punches. You will…