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In a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker hold a minor fake legal strategy session and uncover their origins while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book 'One Nation Under Song,' Dr.…
Returning to their roots, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get in some extra squabbling and bickering when they deal with their newest client, You Just Don't Care. If you ever wanted to know what they're all about, this is probably the evidentiary trial they've held as they…
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into dark territory when their client, Take This Job and Gently Insert In Your Rectum, finds a hole in their logic and makes them discuss Dodgy Daycare, Johnny Two Nose, Good Fellas, concrete Keds, must find grub, Buddy Holly, cook their…
As fake lawyers, Matt and Greg (and the on-sabbatical Brendan) often take their pretense to a point of not taking fake legal stances at all. This newest client, Singin' Outta The Box, is also not given the proper attention by the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Instead of…
The incredibly unathletic and uncoordinated partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find various ways to relate to their newest client, Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique, that needs the full mental capacity of the entire fake law office to address green vomit, there is no if, TikTok…
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered entertainment law by compiling a list of the top five million television shows of all time minus about 4,999,997. The deposition took longer than normal as they encountered sandworms, sleestak, C.H.U.D., Earth Force, until life changes, Herman's Head, actor dude,…
The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take on an international legal client in their non-lawyer way when new client, I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone, stumbles through their doors. John Vorhaus, author of the Little Book on Stand Up, provides insight from his time in Russia…
A potential for real crime in a hole in the ground drives a brand new client to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker while Greg and Matt tackle Ten Steps To Be A Spelunking Junkie. This client causes a lively discussion about Space Force, Alderon scabies, gleep glop,…
Old White Men SAY: Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy - A Protest Like No Other With Brendan still on sabbatical, it is up to the senior partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to take over new clients like Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy and give them the best…
Old White Men SAY: Is Joe Rogan Racist Or A Big Stupid Dummy? The answer might not be so obvious. Current events overtake the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when Joe Rogan's recent shenanigans cause him to inadvertently help the client, Is Joe Rogan Racist or A Big…
On a drizzly Portland day, two behemoths square off under the restless eyes of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. This is a never before seen event as the client is MCU Vs. MC Hammer. While ensuring no low blows are enacted, they have a powerful discussion regarding…
This ain't no Neil Young/Joe Rogan/Spotify meme! This ain't no Rocket League. But you might find that on Reddit... Things get mildly serious at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when trans activist and musician Ryan Cassata enters the conference room to discuss his new music and then…
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Did you know comparison was the thief of joy when you're squinty? You don't need to go to Bard College or learn email marketing to figure that out. On a wet and dreary late afternoon, a ray of brightness shines itself into the conference room of the Law Offices of…
Want to laugh about genocide? Well, it might not happen here but we give it a shot. Venturing into international legal issues, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker obtain a client sought by none yet that has affected so many: Genocide Schmenocide. This client required Greg, Brendan and…
You should know about the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. No, they don't banter about crypto or bitcoin. They do belong to Uhive, a social network run by crypto. Yet they banter about nearly everything else mainly because they don't understand what btc and eth and dogecoin are.…
Happy New Year 2022! You won't see resolutions in artificial intelligence, the real Buzz Lightyear or full episodes of Dr. Phil here but you'll get old white guys giving useless opinions. The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off the new year 2022 and Season 4 with the…
Maybe you'll have a happy new year 2022 with President Biden in office and omicron running amok. Guess you'll find out! On the cusp of the New Year, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker watch two of the partners (Greg and Brendan) vacation for the final client of…
Milk and cookies have no place at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker at the consultation of this week's client, I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus, when two well-educated guest fake lawyers arrive to provide appropriate counseling. From the podcast B4USwipe, Dr. Kris Gowen and Dr. Lauren Lichty…
Ableism got you down? White supremacy a monkey on your back? Tired of politics? Want a bite of another human? Hoping for a documentary on cannibalism? Then watch something else. When isms pervade society, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker are there to fully misunderstand their importance and…
Are toxic traits around you? Have a toxic relationship? What are the top 10 misheard song lyrics? You won't get these questions answered but watch anyway! The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Mel Ortiz, host of the podcast Miss Heard Lyrics, who unfortunately has to leave before…
If you want to hear about sexually abused pizza dough and Hot Pockets or how giving a horse can cause a problem with sweaters, watch all the way through! With the gift giving holidays on the horizon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker address a long standing situation…
Want to know about Roald Dahl and his interest in snozzberries? Dentistry and crack? Or Matt's murdered uncle? Then this is the episode for you. As Thanksgiving rears its ugly head, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker track down their newest client, Don't Be Late For Love And…
