Clients & Guests

February 18, 2021

Season 2: Client 8 - America North w/Maxim model & lumber salesperson Sherry Nelson

Once again, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker invite a guest counsel that is much higher class than the partners to help with their new client, America North . Maxim magazine model, cohost extraordinaire and lumbe...

February 11, 2021

Season 2: Client 7 - Monty Python's Snake w/the extraordinary Scott Page

The foolish faux lawyers welcome the incomparable multi-instrumentalist and entrepreneur Scott Page to the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to spend far too little time with their client, Monty Python's Snake . Much ...

February 04, 2021

Season 2: Client 6 - Mummies On Parade w/podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio

Grand twists of fate do not happen with our sixth client of 2021, Mummies On Parade, while our guest counsel, podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio , wonders what the hell he has gotten himself into while ch...

February 04, 2021

Season 2: Client 5 - Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers w/mythological bass player Leland Sklar

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker nearly get serious this episode when the incomparable, legendiferous bass instrumentalist Leland Sklar acts as guest counsel for the client Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers . Some...

January 28, 2021

Season 2: Client 4 - Are You A Hooker Or A Slicer? w/character actor Tim McLaughlin

Guest counsels keep dropping in at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different. Thirty-year acting veteran Timothy McLaughlin and his luxurious facial hair link arms with your humble hosts to tackl...

January 21, 2021

Season 2: Client 3 - Golden Girls And Golden Boys w/film actress Liz Priestley

On the day Trump removed himself from the Presidency, we coincidentally have a great guest counsel, Liz Priestley , a sister of lawyers and a star of the upcoming Netflix movie with Idris Elba , Concrete Cowboy , who plays th...

January 14, 2021

Season 2: Client 2 - You Light Up My Life Sustainably w/actor-entrepreneur Scott Valentine

Scott Valentine , most well-known for his part as Nick from the TV show Family Ties (essentially another guest counsel much more famous than the fake lawyers), arrives to teach them the limits of their talents while eventuall...

January 07, 2021

Season 2 Client 1 - Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It w/Legendary Character Actor Larry Hankin

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker start off the new year with the legendary character actor and guest counsel Larry Hankin who later helps us handle the client Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It. It's a wild ride e...

December 31, 2020

Our Twenty-Seventh Client - Ghosts Of Episodes Past

As we stare across the threshold towards the year 2021, we collectively thumb our noses and give the finger to the year 2020 by recapping every frickin' client acquired by the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker as our ...

December 24, 2020

Our Twenty-Sixth Client - Happy Chrismakwanzakhaaannn!!

As the virulent year 2020 draws to a close, the anti-lawyers obfuscate their way into a quasi-holiday program with their newest client, Happy Chrismakwanzakhaaannn!! Leaving many opportunities untouched, listen as they bypass...

December 17, 2020

Our Twenty-Fifth Client - Social Media Distancing

It seems like only yesterday when a cute little virus showed up and shut down the world. Now, eight months later, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have snared the perfect client, Social Media Distancing to bring...

December 10, 2020

Our Twenty-Fourth Client - Killing Me Softly With Han Solo

Perhaps one of the most sought after of clients, Killing Me Softly With Han Solo, has placed a large retainer for the services of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in order to gain sympathetic movie rights. This e...

December 03, 2020

Our Twenty-Third Client - Aging Is Fun But Hard On The Knees

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have over 150 years of non-experience practicing non-law and have roped in the perfect client for their 23rd, Aging Is Fun And Hard On The Knees. The normal issues are discussed ...

November 26, 2020

Our Twenty-Second Client - Heroes Are Super And Delicious

As the turkey arrives on your plate and the cranberry sauce crawls off, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring you a special Thanksgiving Day special episode that has absolutely nothing to do with Thanksgiving. T...

November 19, 2020

Our Twenty-First Client - Sitcoms ON TRIAL

The terrible triumvirate heads back to court to bring situation comedies before a judge and jury that don't exist. Yes, Sitcoms On Trial are their newest client. The following exhibits get explored: Fonzie the Lothario, Covid...

November 11, 2020

Our Twentieth Client - A Steaming Pile Of Democracy

The votes have been counted and the votes have been ignored by President Trump. This means the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered the arena to make sure their twentieth client, A Steaming Pile of Democracy...

November 05, 2020

Our Nineteenth Client - Ballots, Bullets & Burgers (that damn election)

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker obtain their most contentious client yet, Ballots, Bullets & Burgers . This client raises the blood pressure of each of the pseudo lawyers as the current U.S. Presidential electi...

October 29, 2020

Our Eighteenth Client - Urban Legends, Cryptids & Yo Mama

Has the Abominable Snowman festered in your dreams? Has the Chupacabra sucked your goat? Well, have no fear as your incredibly brave non-legal team face monsters of your childhood with Client Number 18, especially yo mama. T...

October 22, 2020

Our Seventeenth Client - Irish Halloween Turnip w/Comedian Belinda Carrol

Holy moley, Batsquid! The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker have brought in guest counsel to depose their newest client, Irish Halloween Turnip. Portland, Oregon-based comedian and founder of the Portland Queer Come...

October 15, 2020

Our Sixteenth Client - Entertainment Is Bad For You

Today, your fearsome threesome dive right into their newest client, Entertainment Is Bad For You. How bad, you may ask. Pretty bad. A gamut of concepts are explored so there is probably one for you! Things start off with must...

October 08, 2020

Our Fifteenth Client - With Friends Like You, Who Needs Friends

Your intrepid pseudo -lawyers wrangle up a new client, With Friends Like You, Who Needs Friends to attempt to pay the rent on their non-existent offices. A bromance is narrowly avoided while the very fake lawyers attempt to ...

October 02, 2020

Our Fourteenth Client - Habits Of Infernal Origin (Part 2)

Deep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin Part 2, strikes far too close t...

September 24, 2020

Our Fourteenth Client - Habits Of Infernal Origin Part 1

Deep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin, strikes far too close to home ...

September 17, 2020

Our Thirteenth Client - We Don't Need No Stinkin' Age Limits

Clients seem to be knocking down the doors of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. We Don't Need No Stinkin' Age Limits has plopped down a retainer for the full unreal firm treatment. Areas of discussion include the...