Clients & Guests

All the way from the Poconos, self-help podcaster Wize Otero arrives and works as a fake attorney to help with the client, Thought Crimes and Misdemeanors. While cross-examining the client, things veered to Stuck In My Mind, You're Going To Get Some Ultra, Libido Max, nipple clamps, a slobby dork, Real Wize Productions, an unconscious rapper, targeting lacrosse, curling expert, Brendan's herbal supplement, pai gow tiles, Nurse Wize, self-hatred, you love yourself, Harlem Heat, then they'll ghost...

One of the most influential music publishers in rock music history, John Velasco, slums today by joining the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to partially take on the client, Hinges, Bottles & Other Miracles. Prior to that, however, they discussed Brendory, Covid Cola, sickness is a theory, Black Sabbath, Polly Styrene, weekly rep, Drury Lane, Peter Sellers, the cake was in the rain, Jag X J-6, Abba, Rick Beato, retire and die, Rick's Plaice, a pig farmer, the Midlands, Ozzy was a redne...

A momentous occasion occurred at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when a real lawyer walked through the doors to not give any legal advice at all. Entertainment and intellectual property attorney Adam Hirshfield stopped by and actually provided discourse for the newest client, Hitler Was A Baby Once. While some real subjects were touched on, the bad touch stopped on skecial, Minder, first philosophy free, bad hombres, Dame Judy Dench, Tom Green, big dictum, Firing Line, a couple of ...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker entertain an interesting guest today with budding actor and model Joshua Christian Azali. Joshua declined to help represent the client, The Sweet Smell Of Secession. The conversation overall began normally but devolved as per usual. The discussion included Asian Men Black Women, flipping us off, you've been douchebagged, motorcycle with a question mark, Tamil Tigers, rode a boomerang to Mecca, gender normative ties, Fatty Arbuckle, too much hair, sex...

Short staffed for the third week, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker don't even have a new fake attorney to help with the client, Fruit Equals Betrayal. They do, however, have a guest in the form of Michael Stein, a successful businessman, stand up comic and filmmaker. Obviously, he does not help with their client as he is not a member of the Step Up To The Bar Association but he does engage and help talk about Harbor Freight, my leg has a weird twitch, stream of unconsciousness, stri...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker retain a very special guest counsel in the form of Mark Stancil, CEO and Editor-in-Chief of Terminus Media, a company that creates comic books and graphic novels inspired by biblical stories but set in fantastic environments. Stancil helps the fake lawyers with the client, Accepting You Are Part Of The Problem Not The Solution but veers in the direction of got the Covid, crime brulee, a soupcon of horror, hey Marvel, the Evolution series, Howard the ...

With a tornado in close proximity, Texan actor and director Shanna Toft courageously steps into the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her projects and then bravely helps with the client, Garbage Eaters Anonymous. Amongst the advice given to the client was also discussion about NPR, biscuits and box cutters, follow the paths, bioweapons, she-wolf, frontier house, Tinder for Mountain Men, sag production, Tigger, pickaxes and hatchets, pipsqueak, Keanu Reeves, a bad case of Jense...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find a kindred spirit with brand new guest fake attorney and stand up comic Jason Pollock who helps with the client, Henry Ford Is No Thomas Edison & Elon Musk Is A Punk. On this journey, they discuss Huzzah!, cosplay alchemy, top hat with goggles, excelsior, a lazy writer, Richard Lewis, neurotic Jew, Bill Burr, Bullwinkle the mime, moron from Florida, who thinks about the Irish, Willy Wonka, a Saget joke, nothing funny about murder, we suck in the ...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a unique guest who brings a client with them, which has never happened in our history. Author and international writing consultant John Vorhaus drafted the client, A Plague Of Ideas, to our humble faux attorneys. A full deposition was done that included gadabout, divisipan™, corporately sponsored social engineer, wide eyed wonder, bullshit arena, blood diamonds, a really really good frisbee, jai alai, in the room, best little Vorhaus in Texas...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker reach across the ocean to the tropical shores of Iceland for their guest, Icelandic actor Einar Haraldsson, who chooses not to help the client, When Clichés Were New. The discussion addressed Methlandia, more famous than Bjork, it's murdery today, Igor and everybody, Elton John, billy club lessons, colonizy, Icelandic Cop Witch movies, I Married Einar, find a map, John Wayne, tainting the bloodlines, Ron Jeremy, shooting up lava, ito ang beer, 22 Ski...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off Season 3 with a childhood friend of Greg's, Luke McCullough, a commercial film producer who decides to help with our first client of the season, Growing Up Bald. This client, like most of our clients, really gets avoided and instead they talked about Troma Films, qsblaw.clownpenis.fart, silly ass face, his little fiefdom, the Dead Zone, fever blisters on my lips, a little birdie, stole a Bolex, stuck in a couch, Lloyd Kaufman, Wrath of Canne...

In commemoration of the first anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the first annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receive the highly coveted yet unknown Quibbly Award! The cohosts were Brendan Haggerty, Greg Petix and Matt Bratschi and a multitude of recipients across three continents arrived to receive their Quibblys. Some awardees included: multiple Emmy award winner and Broadway star Bruce...

An unusual pair of guest fake attorneys arrive at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help represent the client, Road Rage & Bike Path Bitterness. Jeremy and Chris, two firefighters from The Washdown podcast are very familiar with the trials and tribulations of our client. They also know about the Quibbly Awards, fungible, boxed wine, the Bloodhound Gang, divorce as a rite of passage, piercing and poignant, West Bottoms, expert Band Aid application, Madagascar, the pumper, iguana, m...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into sketchy territory when addressing their newest client, Body Functions and Body Dysfunctions. You should be warned this client exposes VERY GROSS CONTENT as the Law Offices morph into the Medical Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker while discussing money circulation, an inflamed wheezer, exocrine glands, sweat grows, weevils, miniature bounty hunters, Elon Musk the Bond villain, Gates and Epstein, sex with toilets, binary pooping, foo...

A rare guest attorney arrives today at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of award-winning film composer Randy Edelman who provides qualified advice for our new client, When Rock And Roll Became Muzak. While giving our client an unusual fair shake, he also engaged by discussing James Brown, the first James Taylor album, the pickle, the Carpenters and Frank Zappa, got a hot dog, sacred and profane, swimming in sweat, chicks were the key, Jackie!!, bagpipes, Ivan Reitman, th...

A blast from Matt's past arrives in the form of 80s rock star Jon Butcher who acts as guest counsel for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, White Rappers & Black Rockers. Today while helping with the client, Jon also talked about watercolors, DaVinci Resolve, the thing that destroyed Billy Squier's career, a pink tank top, Def Leppard, the Boston Garden, 72 dates, Brown's Trailer Park School, cowboy reenactments, follow the axis, singing about kangaroos, I love molars,...

A momentous occasion has occurred. An actual lawyer has arrived at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of entertainment attorney Marc Jacobson, who has represented Shakira, Elvis Presley and the estates of George and Ira Gershwin. He does an exceptional job in addressing the client, Cancel Me, Too, while also digressing by talking about Snowbabies, distribution is king, Spotify, wiseguys, Chris Kattan, lawyers have superpowers, Patron Jewish Saint of Lawyers, evil burgerfli...

It was a cold and stormy night...but not today when the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker were forced once again to represent by themselves their new client, The Customer Is Always A Karen. They really tried but somehow they wound up talking about Zoom squabble, Greg's mannequin replacement, Karens are squeaky, junkiedar, People For Black People, Out Of Touch Weekly, Chinese hieroglyphics, anti-Karen, that zero person, reef donkey literature, gay cookies, poor burger hut, don't ask for b...

A very vivacious non-attorney arrives to cross examine the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker's newest client, Dress Sizes and Body Hair. Notorious as a party girl at Studio 54 in the 70s, Wendy Stuart Kaplan shows what it means to be engaged in a fake law discussion by talking about Pennsyltucky, Halston, tutus & leg warmers, gorilla suit era of Madonna, rejecting Andy Warhol, rubber rat named Igor, Greg's raw charisma, Union of Swiss Watchmakers, a frock is a frock, Mr. Beastie Boy, hat...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring forth a true legend in the entertainment world to help barely address their newest client, When Words Collide. Bruce Vilanch, multiple Emmy award-winning writer for the Oscars, Emmys, Tonys and a myriad of A-Z list celebrities talks with the never attorneys about a brand new smile, George Lucas' betrayal, wookies in blackface, Lupita Nyong'o, 18 mermaids, mommy issues, charming chubs, the mumu hut, John Waters, hard drinking newsmen, sewer rat ...

Truly unique guest fake attorneys arrived today in the form of director, stunt coordinator and musician John Stewart and singer Madeleine Kaye of the band Juliana. They join in exultantly with their newest client, Leading Men Are Not Real Men, even though the client ultimately gets the brush-off as they discuss Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Matt Dillon, Slightly Annoyed Max, tricycle movie, sea lions in capes, broken backs and necks, biggest airbag in the business, Class 5 rapids, steering giant log...

A very accomplished actress, Lisa London, joins the pretend legal team of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help address the issues of their new client, Don't Dress Your Pets Or Pet Your Dress. While consoling the distressed client, they talk about Amazon Prime, monster under a rock, Quarantine Girl, eating bats, hazmat suits, Shinto, Chuck Walker Texas Arranger, Clint Eastwood, The Morning Show, Bigfoot Or Bust, Ed Sheeran, My Mother The Panda, lingerie on stage, Amityville Cop, ...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are on a motivational office retreat to give their clients a break from their horrible legal practices and to hone their nonexistent skills. So, enter the Pizza Show! Also, all the way from North Dakota, the Happy Hour News Team will join us on our retreat and enjoy a lot of retreat activities like swallowing dreams, janking the system, managing knife men, the holy dude, entertainment is immoral, Leland Sklar, the 6.99 Club, splicing genes, scuttlebu...

It's always a meta moment when a talk show host gets interviewed and this is no different when the iconic Profiles host, Mickey Burns from New York City appears as guest counsel to tackle our new client - Dad Jokes: Pinnacle Of Western Civilization. The deposition is halted when they instead discuss Time Warner, Mayor Bloomberg, Snug Harbor Cultural Center, football powerhouse, Aldo Nova, Memorex, where bands go to die, PM Magazine, hummida hummida, Joan Rivers, Joe Montana's dinner, which Georg...