Clients & Guests

September 10, 2020

Our Twelfth Client - Marriage And Glue Sniffing

Heading into divorce court, our unqualified non-lawyers combine the unlikeliest of couples, marriage and glue sniffing. As per usual, shortly after pretending to be interested in the client, the bombastic, belittling, boori...

September 03, 2020

Our Eleventh Client - School Subjects ON TRIAL

The ersatz attorneys claw their way into another non-courtroom to take school subjects ON TRIAL! If you've ever wanted to completely eliminate certain school subjects, this is the episode for you. After an initial volley in...

August 27, 2020

Our Tenth Client - Diets & Their Bastard Children

The terrific trio match wits with a false family law case when they meet their tenth client, Diets & Their Bastard Children. Beginning, as usual, with taking the client seriously, the tenacious triumvirate devolve quickly int...

August 20, 2020

Our Ninth Client - Vacations: Friend Or Foe?

Our smug, self-important narcissist returns from a family vacation and commandeers our ninth client, Vacations: Friend Or Foe! Whilst preening, the conversation still goes its own way and envelops driving way too fast in Eur...

August 06, 2020

Our Eighth Client - Sexy Zombies & Their Lovers

Seeking a classier clientele, the faux lawyers unfortunately hitch their wagons to a client revered and ridiculed by many: zombies. On the road to figuring out what this is all about, many diversions are taken. Somehow the ...

July 30, 2020

Our Seventh Client - Revolution Is In The Air

Our most serious client arrived today: Revolution In The Air. The scatterbrained trio of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker think they can tackle today's current issues yet fail miserably, Somehow they misuse Bob...

July 23, 2020

Our Sixth Client - Television Vs. Movies

The three boobs visit the similarly named tube and compare to movies new and old. Controversial territory gets skirted around and the new client gets short shrift while other interests take the foreground. Our false lawyers...

July 16, 2020

Our Fifth Client - Sex Sells...Always?

Sex Sells, Sex Sells, Sex Sells. Sex Sells. So they say. Our intrepid faux lawyers tackle the simplest of clients and find their way into other topics they probably should have avoided. The conversation shifts to attractio...

July 09, 2020

Our Fourth Client: Idiocracy is Now

The fake lawyers return to experience their fourth client: Idiocracy Is Now . Many things that are important get discussed: the origin of the moron , Matt's mini-stroke, the Flat Earth Society on a boat, u pside down globali...

July 02, 2020

Our Third Client - Song Lyrics ON TRIAL! (explicit content)

This week's episode takes the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to court for its first litigation: song lyrics on trial ! In order to properly tackle our client's needs, we've opened up a satellite office in Florida ...

June 26, 2020

Our Second Client - Most Useful Inventions (Part Two)

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker meet their second client, Most Useful Inventions. This client brings a host of issues including the advent of pinball, the plow, Henry Ford, Matt's character flaws, how to get Gre...

June 26, 2020

Our Second Client - Most Useful Inventions (Part One)

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker meet their second client, Most Useful Inventions. This client brings a host of issues including the advent of pinball, the plow, Henry Ford, Matt's character flaws, how to get Gre...

June 17, 2020

Our First Client: Favorite Ethnic Foods

Our first client, Favorite Ethnic Foods, winds up paying a retainer for very strange non-legal advice which includes the Tuna Wars, the sounds giraffes make and the difference between Rocky and Smoky Mountain Oysters. Do YOU ...

June 16, 2020

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