Clients & Guests

We have found the most qualified non-lawyer ever to help give proper representation to our client, Are Dogs Dog's Best Friend? His name is Howard Bloom and you need to learn about him. Not only did we find out that dogs ARE dog's best friend but we also talked about poor innocent bunnies, comic book science, Irish Bar Mitzvah, God's big chunky balls, National Lampoon , schmuck, clown pants, suck it bitches, Tracee Ellis Ross , squashed toadlike woman, Chaka Khan , unholy hour, polka legends, Isa...

On a slightly grey Wednesday afternoon, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a guest counsel from the heartland, Wendy M. Kok , author of the book, A Grey Resort , who is here to help us with our newest client, One's Name Is One's Destiny . While this client did get its money's worth, there was some divergence when they discussed changeover day; a dock, jello salad and aspic; Desert Storm; a golf club named Excalibur; Stephen 'The Pantser' King; Ed Gein ; the Matt joke drinkin...

Right out of fake law school, our newest guest counsel ARO joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to discuss her burgeoning career and help give advice to our brand new client, There Are No Fat Vampires . Unfortunately, along the way our client gets ignored and they wind up talking about selling meth in bathrooms, Lana Del Rey and Eminem , killing Helena Bonham Carter , breeding hamsters and billy goats, blobs and witches, the Coyote God, werewaterwolves, fang fetish, 9 out of 10 v...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome extra special guest counsels to give unique attention to our newest client, The Nerd Hierarchy . They are Kenric and John from Spoiler Country , the founding and lead show on Spoilerverse.com. While developing their defense for the client, other topics were mentioned including: becoming your own grandpa, Kevin Smith , The Get, Spottyify, ComicsGate, Black Lightning , Stan Lee , excelsior ejaculation, nerts, the Original Dork, turning down boo...

In a rare occurrence, a guest counsel arrives sight unseen to both sides. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome Anthony Williams III , author of On Borrowed Time: Reinvention Of The Lost Soul and host of The Independent Mouth podcast, to help address our newest client, Case Your State . This episode is not for the faint of stomach! We learn about the fuckits, three eyes, putting the ass in asset, eating babies, parkour, Vectromirror , Tron , cottontops, rabbit identifiers, educa...

The husband and wife team of Kaz and Nick from Movie Theater Time Machine land their hovercraft outside the doors of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker to help the trio tackle the serious issues of their newest client, Hateful Pulp Dogs . For once, they spend a normal amount of time with their client while still diverging with: pod dogs, Holmes and Yo Yo , TV Time Machine , middle aged prostitutes, cartoon elephants, black belts and elastic belts, a late 60s jerk off, Quentin Tarant...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get right to the heart of their non-existent firm by enlisting expert guest counsel Bruce Starr to help handle their newest client, We're Not Funny . Unfortunately, another client goes by the wayside as they instead talk about Hound of the Baskervilles, Evening At The Improv , Vincent Price , scared essless, why he wore the bag, cutlery humor, the Gong Show , Bobby Slayton , cocaine dealer to the stars, sex with Howie Mandel , doorstops, rejecting E...

I Don't Understand Advertising enters the doors of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker as their newest client in order to gain some clarity. Yet gains none. To help, their guest counsel is Dean 'The Pipeman' Piper , internet radio mogul and CEO of Talk4Media , who brings his experience to horrible use as they instead discuss Catholic social teaching, corn stock theater, tugging a pug, pig radio, Venus Flytrap and Johnny Fever , it's always a douchebag, deep sea lizard diver, morning wo...

A true captain of the music industry, Kim Richards , Chairman Of The Board and CEO of Allied Artists International , arrives as an untrue lawyer to help the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker almost completely ignore their new client, Dead Rockers: Where Are They Now? Instead, Kim Richards' life gets more focus as they all discuss Constantine the Great, getting mugged in Glendale, Hot August Night, long dead partners, Snoopy's doghouse, Steely Dan , Andy Gibb , Stiggy, use all language, f...

Brad Server , aka Curly G , is known far and wide for not being Curly from the Three Stooges (his grandfather). Now he will be a new guest attorney for the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to represent their popular client, Like Sandwiches Through The Hourglass... Curly G and Brad switch personalities often during the show and speak on the gift of falsetto, a dog named Shemp , a hamster named Curly Joe , peekapoos, Scottish robot, we encourage squabbling, The Grandfather , blinded by th...

On St. Patrick's Day, who is there better to get as guest counsel than a Norwegian guitarist? Rocky Kramer , part of the Allied Artists Music family, joins the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to help our newest client, This Land Is My Land And So Is Your Land . The client, of course, never gets the value of its retainer because we discussed Kissco, leotards & aluminum foil, great grandad jokes, Lars Malmsteen the breakfast cereal, Scarlett Johansson , Black Frog, electric Pringles cans...

Sadly, our scheduled guest counsel did not appear so the judge ruled we must represent our client strictly by ourselves. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker present to you our fifteenth client of the season - JFQ, Flat Earth & You and give their client most of their attention, for once. Seek out these various exhibits: Covid towers & covid ants, I Q - you no Q, Pokemon Go , Q's Clues, missing toothers, Alex Jones , Schrodinger, flat Quearth, Buzz Aldrin , protractor people, Qbert & Qe...

Getting to the punky roots of two partners of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker , guest counsel John Robb of the seminal punk bands The Membranes and Goldblade , visits from across the pond to put Vegans ON TRIAL in our first litigation of the new year. Of course, our client has probably lost all chance at parole because they talked about squabbly family members, pretend alien, the Buzzcocks , anti-fashion, Elton John 's punk album, the mystery of creativity, the universe in B flat m...

Reaching out to our northern neighbors, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find help from guest counsel Phil Better , the mad genius behind the podcast Invest In Yourself , based in Quebec. They tackle the client, Can't Compete If You're Obsolete , but more in the football sense than in the helping sense. They instead exit rationality and speak about radishes, Neil Young , Canadian boomer, a super cup, Gubba Rum returns, vikings, $50 is less than zero, Mr. Math, Newfies, kissing fish,...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Picker orchestrate a coup by obtaining a highly sought after guest counsel, Stephen Perkins , drummer for the highly influential alternative rock band Jane's Addiction . He was also a founding member of Porno For Pyros , Hellride and Banyan . He helps the not-connected-to-law lawyers essentially ignore their client, Mars, Bars & Stars by talking about patchouli, Let's Bang, Bongos & Shakers the stripper, Shlomo & Moshe, covered in flesh, the Weird Lovemaker...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring in another client to provide horrible legal advice when We're All Narcissists decides to hire them and their guest counsel, Matt Gwinn . Matt Gwinn hosts the podcast The Adventures Of The Albino Rhino and had made the mistake of bringing on the QSB team to his show a month ago (available here - https://anchor.fm/adventuresofalbinorhino/episodes/They-Arent-Lawyers--and-They-Shouldnt-Be-ep0iv2 ). Gwinn helps us with our client while also divergin...

Sometimes, even in this advanced age of technology, the technology isn't fully in. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome charity music event promoter and comic book superhero, SoHoJohnny Pasquale as guest counsel to address the issues of their new client, Fedora The Explorer. Quietly. The client doesn't quite get star treatment and instead the following topics are discussed: boogie down Brendan, weekend penguin, bad musical choices, Benny Hill, pot of water and a 4 year old, ma...

Practicing the art of idiocy, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker forget to even name their client even though the client's name is What Is The Name Of This Client? To help them sort this out, this episode's guest counsel is master psychic and medium Artie Hoffman , author of Angels And Answers , who not only psychically reads each of the fake lawyers but talks to them about a variety of non-relevant things like writing erotica, the stickiness, tarty party, the hokey pokey, Peeping Tom...

Once again, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker invite a guest counsel that is much higher class than the partners to help with their new client, America North . Maxim magazine model, cohost extraordinaire and lumber salesperson Sherry Nelson graces our offices without realizing exactly what she's gotten herself into. While working towards helping the client, the conversation went off the rails immediately and touched on lumber fetishes, veterans and veterinarians, Zoom boom, Michael D...

The foolish faux lawyers welcome the incomparable multi-instrumentalist and entrepreneur Scott Page to the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to spend far too little time with their client, Monty Python's Snake . Much conversation ensued with subjects like Supertramp , Pink Floyd , Corey Feldman , wah wah pedals, flying pigs, amplified chicken nuggets, the mullet to end all mullets, Eckhart Tolle , flip it-twist it-freak it, the Age Of Soullessness, master donut cooker, Eric Idle , fish s...

Grand twists of fate do not happen with our sixth client of 2021, Mummies On Parade, while our guest counsel, podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio , wonders what the hell he has gotten himself into while chatting about Captain Chesapeake, ghost hosts, my child Atlantic, Bethlehem Steel , sea monster friend, Svengoolie, the best cleavage ever, murder mystery train theater, Sherlock Holmes, eyebrow insurance, Santo the wrestler, accidental mummies, KKK/Mummy crossovers, Boris Ka...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker nearly get serious this episode when the incomparable, legendiferous bass instrumentalist Leland Sklar acts as guest counsel for the client Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers . Some aspects of his over 50-year long career in music are glossed over and instead we discuss a roomful of crap, rubber diapers, James Taylor , screaming at grass, alphabetical maladies, hermetically sealed anus, the goat market, turtle bullying, Jackson Browne , musical sharecr...

Guest counsels keep dropping in at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different. Thirty-year acting veteran Timothy McLaughlin and his luxurious facial hair link arms with your humble hosts to tackle the client, Are You A Hooker Or A Slicer? While determining which is which, they also find the Pandemic Circle Of Hell, Mr. Peek-A-Boo, Floridian elitism, taking care of Steves, wooing, Wayne Brady , a tent and a straw, Tom Hanks , Groundskeeper Willie, scab children, Scot...

On the day Trump removed himself from the Presidency, we coincidentally have a great guest counsel, Liz Priestley , a sister of lawyers and a star of the upcoming Netflix movie with Idris Elba , Concrete Cowboy , who plays the mother of Caleb McLaughlin from Stranger Things . She helps provide wrong legal advice to our newest client - Golden Girls And Golden Boys . She fit right in while also not giving the client enough attention by discussing the meth in method acting, lassoing sewer rats, flu...