Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts - Old White Men SAY

In a pathetic attempt at rhyming, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker trawl and catch a brand new client, Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts. As they determine the most effective means of representing this client, they brainstorm about Greedo, white hegemony, Pinterest, Hall of Justice, Norm McDonald, cultural appropriation, poop bars, frisbee golf hooligans, Highlander, Martin Scorsese, non-smarty pantses, a football port, Rocky, Big Bone Lick, whipped sour cream, zamoboner, The Warriors, body dysmorphia, Hornet Greg and John Madden.

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