Deep in the darkest jungles of Africa, you will not find the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker. Only here, in the bowels of the internet. This week's client, Habits Of Infernal Origin, strikes far too close to home to the infernal soulless non-lawyers. All sorts of nastiness are discussed including: presidential profanity, golden nasal nuggets, toilet ponies, gleeking, public urination, sex at McDonald's, Zog and Gleek the caveman odd couple and the Catapult Chair. This long consultation with Client 14 required a second part, which will air next week. Please leave us a voice message on our Anchor page or email/Tweet us firstname.lastname@example.org and @qsblawoffices for whatever reason.