Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 7 - Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy

With Brendan still on sabbatical, it is up to the senior partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to take over new clients like Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy and give them the best fake legal advice possible. Issues addressed were last responder, ringy dingy, Smokey and the…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 9 - I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone w/international writing consultant & author ...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take on an international legal client in their non-lawyer way when new client, I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone, stumbles through their doors. John Vorhaus, author of the Little Book on Stand Up, provides insight from his time in Russia…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 8 - Ten Steps To Be a Spelunking Junkie

A potential for real crime in a hole in the ground drives a brand new client to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker while Greg and Matt tackle Ten Steps To Be A Spelunking Junkie. This client causes a lively discussion about Space Force, Alderon scabies, gleep glop,…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 10 - Top Five Million TV Shows (minus a few)

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered entertainment law by compiling a list of the top five million television shows of all time minus about 4,999,997. The deposition took longer than normal as they encountered sandworms, sleestak, C.H.U.D., Earth Force, until life changes, Herman's Head, actor dude,…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 11 - Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique

The incredibly unathletic and uncoordinated partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bickerfind various ways to relate to their newest client, Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique, that needs the full mental capacity of the entire fake law office to address green vomit, there is no if, TikTok is…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 12 - Singin' Outta The Box

As fake lawyers, Matt and Greg (and the on-sabbatical Brendan) often take their pretense to a point of not taking fake legal stances at all. This newest client, Singin' Outta The Box, is also not given the proper attention by the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Instead of…

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Oct. 31, 2024

Client 13 - Take This Job And Gently Insert It In Your Rectum (or Will Smith Will Slap You)

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into dark territory when their client, Take This Job and Gently Insert In Your Rectum, finds a hole in their logic and makes them discuss Dodgy Daycare, Johnny Two Nose, Good Fellas, concrete Keds, must find grub, Buddy Holly, cook their…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 14 - You Just Don't Care

Returning to their roots, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get in some extra squabbling and bickering when they deal with their newest client, You Just Don't Care. If you ever wanted to know what they're all about, this is probably the evidentiary trial they've held as they…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen (part one)

In a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker hold a minor fake legal strategy session and uncover their origins while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book One Nation Under Song, Dr.…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) (part two) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen

In the second of a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue the minor fake legal strategy session and revisit Matt's lack of friends while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 16 - The Case Of The Missing Brendan

Finally, after months of inoperation, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker sees the return of their third partner while they discuss their newest client, The Case Of The Missing Brendan. The conversation veers into the topical and mundane when they discuss Twitter, Elon Musk, Pleeps, Allan Sherman, Brendan…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 17 - Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That!

Delving into the controversies of the day, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a conflated client in the form of Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That! While developing the fake case they discuss SCOTUS Seltzer, Don King, Politico, Julian Assange, Jersey Shore, so many woman,…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 18 - Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork

Reveling in the return of Brendan, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker celebrate by playing a game with their newest client, Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork. Many words are bandied about including only fetish wear, dungeon master, culinary stuff, pocket rocket, the Black Hand, deliver happiness, a…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 19 - Are You Ready For Alien Sex?

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are preparing themselves for interstellar legal clientele while working with their first off-world client, Are You Ready For Alien Sex? As they carpe diem, they also converse about UFOs and UAPs, collusions, Black Lives Matter, Tucker Carlson, defund the police, marsh gas,…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 20 - Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts

In a pathetic attempt at rhyming, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker trawl and catch a brand new client, Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts. As they determine the most effective means of representing this client, they brainstorm about Greedo, white hegemony, Pinterest, Hall of Justice, Norm McDonald, cultural…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 21 - Gun Control Is Fun Control

Murderous clients are no strangers to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different when the client, Gun Control Is Fun Control, enters their chambers. As they determine their best course of defense, they discuss the Quibblys, processed turkey ovals, Tamarindo Mexicali, Canada is like…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S4: Client 22 - Those Who Pry Thighs Use Lies

As we reach the final episode of season 4, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker make a lame attempt at fake criminal law when helping the client, Those Who Pry Thighs Choose Lies. They bog their arguments down by instead discussing borts and glorts, narcissism in action, tangenital,…

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Oct. 31, 2024

Second Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Quibbly Award Banquet

In commemoration of the second anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the second annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receive the highly coveted yet unknown Quibbly Award! The cohosts were Brendan…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S5: Client 1 - The Ways You Are Stupid w/comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez

Kicking off their newest season, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring on a new guest counsel to tackle the client, The Ways You Are Stupid. Comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez engages the trio with discussions about Kissimmee, daddy, we're not funny, a day job, car jack, digging for…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S5: Client 2 - Video Games Killed The Pinball Star

The three non-lawyers embrace their next client, Video Games Killed The Pinball Star with a verve never before seen...not really. Instead they deliberate Beep Boop, pachinko, André The Giant, one thousand monkeys, Bad News Bears, Dig Dug, Down Under Kong, gravity well, ghost missiles, joystick & a button, 16 bit…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S5: Client 3 - Small Talk and Small Minds

Having had enough of exciting clients, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take a break to unburden themselves with a simple client, Small Talk and Small Minds. They casually extract information like Fox News, smuggler f--ks, Saltine crackers, Tourette's, the monster from Florida, thirst traps, beep boop, big…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S5: Client 4 - Hippies Vs. Soap w/author & anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff

In a rare circumstance where bad humor takes a back seat to a semi-intellectual discussion, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (minus Brendan who is prepping for his move to Oregon) entertain author and cultural anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff by discussing his newest book, Sugaring Down and also…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S5: Client 5 - Culture Shock-a Khan

With Brendan's recent arrival to his new temporary home in Portland, Oregon, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker examine a new client, Culture Shock-a Khan. The deposition covers Greg's sweaty nipples, the dropsy, chicken and bees, smart mart, rickets, patriotic pants, Circle Jerks, baby alligator, stink eye, Thelma…

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Oct. 31, 2024

S5: Client 6 - A Pocketful Of Climate Change

It was a dark and stormy night somewhere in the world but not where the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker deposed their most global client, A Pocketful Of Climate Change. Join in madness and listen to them discuss uncle under the trailer, mugged by starfish, HBOSlacks, granddad jokes…

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