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Second Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Quibbly Award Banquet
June 17, 2022

Second Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Quibb…

In commemoration of the second anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker , a host of stars came together for the second annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to rec...

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S4: Client 22 - Those Who Pry Thighs Use Lies
June 9, 2022

S4: Client 22 - Those Who Pry Thighs Use Lies

As we reach the final episode of season 4, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker make a lame attempt at fake criminal law when helping the client, Those Who Pry Thighs Choose Lies . They bog their arguments down by in...

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S4: Client 21 - Gun Control Is Fun Control
June 2, 2022

S4: Client 21 - Gun Control Is Fun Control

Murderous clients are no strangers to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different when the client, Gun Control Is Fun Control , enters their chambers. As they determine their best course of defense...

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S4: Client 20 - Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts
May 26, 2022

S4: Client 20 - Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts

In a pathetic attempt at rhyming, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker trawl and catch a brand new client, Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts . As they determine the most effective means of representing this client, they b...

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S4: Client 19 - Are You Ready For Alien Sex?
May 19, 2022

S4: Client 19 - Are You Ready For Alien Sex?

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are preparing themselves for interstellar legal clientele while working with their first off-world client, Are You Ready For Alien Sex? As they carpe diem, they also converse abou...

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S4: Client 18 - Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork
May 12, 2022

S4: Client 18 - Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork

Reveling in the return of Brendan, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker celebrate by playing a game with their newest client, Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork . Many words are bandied about including only fetish we...

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S4: Client 17 - Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That!
May 5, 2022

S4: Client 17 - Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That!

Delving into the controversies of the day, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a conflated client in the form of Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That! While developing the fake case they discuss SCOTUS Seltze...

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S4: Client 16 - The Case Of The Missing Brendan
April 29, 2022

S4: Client 16 - The Case Of The Missing Brendan

Finally, after months of inoperation, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker sees the return of their third partner while they discuss their newest client, The Case Of The Missing Brendan . The conversation veers into ...

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S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) (part two) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen
April 22, 2022

S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) (part two) w/au…

In the second of a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue the minor fake legal strategy session and revisit Matt's lack of friends while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil ...

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S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen (part one)
April 14, 2022

S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) w/author Dr. L.…

In a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker hold a minor fake legal strategy session and uncover their origins while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) , with guest ...

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S4: Client 14 - You Just Don't Care
April 7, 2022

S4: Client 14 - You Just Don't Care

Returning to their roots, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get in some extra squabbling and bickering when they deal with their newest client, You Just Don't Care . If you ever wanted to know what they're all abo...

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Client 13 - Take This Job And Gently Insert It In Your Rectum (or Will Smith Will Slap You)
April 1, 2022

Client 13 - Take This Job And Gently Insert It In Your Rectum (or Wil…

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into dark territory when their client, Take This Job and Gently Insert In Your Rectum , finds a hole in their logic and makes them discuss Dodgy Daycare, Johnny Two Nose, ...

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S4: Client 12 - Singin' Outta The Box
March 25, 2022

S4: Client 12 - Singin' Outta The Box

As fake lawyers, Matt and Greg (and the on-sabbatical Brendan) often take their pretense to a point of not taking fake legal stances at all. This newest client, Singin' Outta The Box , is also not given the proper attention b...

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S4: Client 11 - Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique
March 18, 2022

S4: Client 11 - Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique

The incredibly unathletic and uncoordinated partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find various ways to relate to their newest client, Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique , that needs the full mental cap...

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S4: Client 10 - Top Five Million TV Shows (minus a few)
March 10, 2022

S4: Client 10 - Top Five Million TV Shows (minus a few)

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered entertainment law by compiling a list of the top five million television shows of all time minus about 4,999,997. The deposition took longer than normal as they encou...

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S4: Client 9 - I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone w/international writing consultant & author John Vorhaus
March 3, 2022

S4: Client 9 - I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone w/international …

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take on an international legal client in their non-lawyer way when new client, I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone, stumbles through their doors. John Vorhaus , author of the Li...

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S4: Client 8 - Ten Steps To Be a Spelunking Junkie
Feb. 24, 2022

S4: Client 8 - Ten Steps To Be a Spelunking Junkie

A potential for real crime in a hole in the ground drives a brand new client to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker while Greg and Matt tackle Ten Steps To Be A Spelunking Junkie. This client causes a lively discuss...

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S4: Client 7 - Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy
Feb. 17, 2022

S4: Client 7 - Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy

With Brendan still on sabbatical, it is up to the senior partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to take over new clients like Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy and give them the best fake legal advice possible. I...

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S4: Client 6 - Is Joe Rogan Racist or a Big Stupid Dummy? w/paranormal romance author Melissa Sercia
Feb. 10, 2022

S4: Client 6 - Is Joe Rogan Racist or a Big Stupid Dummy? w/paranorma…

Current events overtake the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when Joe Rogan 's recent shenanigans cause him to inadvertently help the client, Is Joe Rogan Racist or A Big Stupid Dummy? , walk into the conference room...

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S4: Client 5 - MCU Vs MC Hammer
Feb. 3, 2022

S4: Client 5 - MCU Vs MC Hammer

On a drizzly Portland day, two behemoths square off under the restless eyes of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker . This is a never before seen event as the client is MCU Vs. MC Hammer . While ensuring no low blows...

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S4: Client 4 - Rock & Roll Coochie Who? - Music and Fashion w/Trans Activist and Musician Ryan Cassata
Jan. 27, 2022

S4: Client 4 - Rock & Roll Coochie Who? - Music and Fashion w/Trans A…

Things get mildly serious at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when trans activist and musician Ryan Cassata enters the conference room to discuss his new music and then delves into lizard people tracking nanobots...

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S4: Client 3 - Spaceships and Toasters w/singer-songwriter Luka James
Jan. 20, 2022

S4: Client 3 - Spaceships and Toasters w/singer-songwriter Luka James

On a wet and dreary late afternoon, a ray of brightness shines itself into the conference room of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of New York City-based singer/songwriter Luka James . Sadly, he was u...

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S4: Client 2 - Genocide Schmenocide
Jan. 13, 2022

S4: Client 2 - Genocide Schmenocide

Venturing into international legal issues, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker obtain a client sought by none yet that has affected so many: Genocide Schmenocide . This client required Greg, Brendan and Matt to le...

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S4: Client 1 - The American Resolution with cyber security expert Buzz Lightyear
Jan. 6, 2022

S4: Client 1 - The American Resolution with cyber security expert Buz…

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off the new year and Season 4 with the incredibly famous Buzz Lightyear . Well, not really, it's just a pseudonym for a friendly cybersecurity expert but together all of them...

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