Clients & Guests

Sadly, our scheduled guest counsel did not appear so the judge ruled we must represent our client strictly by ourselves. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker present to you our fifteenth client of the season - JFQ, Flat Earth & You and give their client most of their attention, for once. Seek out these various exhibits: Covid towers & covid ants, I Q - you no Q, Pokemon Go, Q's Clues, missing toothers, Alex Jones, Schrodinger, flat Quearth, Buzz Aldrin, protractor people, Qbert & Qernie...

Getting to the punky roots of two partners of the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, guest counsel John Robb of the seminal punk bands The Membranes and Goldblade, visits from across the pond to put Vegans ON TRIAL in our first litigation of the new year. Of course, our client has probably lost all chance at parole because they talked about squabbly family members, pretend alien, the Buzzcocks, anti-fashion, Elton John's punk album, the mystery of creativity, the universe in B flat minor...

Reaching out to our northern neighbors, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker find help from guest counsel Phil Better, the mad genius behind the podcast Invest In Yourself, based in Quebec. They tackle the client, Can't Compete If You're Obsolete, but more in the football sense than in the helping sense. They instead exit rationality and speak about radishes, Neil Young, Canadian boomer, a super cup, Gubba Rum returns, vikings, $50 is less than zero, Mr. Math, Newfies, kissing fish, mum...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Picker orchestrate a coup by obtaining a highly sought after guest counsel, Stephen Perkins, drummer for the highly influential alternative rock band Jane's Addiction. He was also a founding member of Porno For Pyros, Hellride and Banyan. He helps the not-connected-to-law lawyers essentially ignore their client, Mars, Bars & Stars by talking about patchouli, Let's Bang, Bongos & Shakers the stripper, Shlomo & Moshe, covered in flesh, the Weird Lovemakers, c...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring in another client to provide horrible legal advice when We're All Narcissists decides to hire them and their guest counsel, Matt Gwinn. Matt Gwinn hosts the podcast The Adventures Of The Albino Rhino and had made the mistake of bringing on the QSB team to his show a month ago (available here - https://anchor.fm/adventuresofalbinorhino/episodes/They-Arent-Lawyers--and-They-Shouldnt-Be-ep0iv2). Gwinn helps us with our client while also diverging ...

Sometimes, even in this advanced age of technology, the technology isn't fully in. The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome charity music event promoter and comic book superhero, SoHoJohnny Pasquale as guest counsel to address the issues of their new client, Fedora The Explorer. Quietly. The client doesn't quite get star treatment and instead the following topics are discussed: boogie down Brendan, weekend penguin, bad musical choices, Benny Hill, pot of water and a 4 year old, magi...

Practicing the art of idiocy, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker forget to even name their client even though the client's name is What Is The Name Of This Client? To help them sort this out, this episode's guest counsel is master psychic and medium Artie Hoffman, author of Angels And Answers, who not only psychically reads each of the fake lawyers but talks to them about a variety of non-relevant things like writing erotica, the stickiness, tarty party, the hokey pokey, Peeping Tom's...

Once again, the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker invite a guest counsel that is much higher class than the partners to help with their new client, America North. Maxim magazine model, cohost extraordinaire and lumber salesperson Sherry Nelson graces our offices without realizing exactly what she's gotten herself into. While working towards helping the client, the conversation went off the rails immediately and touched on lumber fetishes, veterans and veterinarians, Zoom boom, Michael De...

The foolish faux lawyers welcome the incomparable multi-instrumentalist and entrepreneur Scott Page to the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to spend far too little time with their client, Monty Python's Snake. Much conversation ensued with subjects like Supertramp, Pink Floyd, Corey Feldman, wah wah pedals, flying pigs, amplified chicken nuggets, the mullet to end all mullets, Eckhart Tolle, flip it-twist it-freak it, the Age Of Soullessness, master donut cooker, Eric Idle, fish slappin...

Grand twists of fate do not happen with our sixth client of 2021, Mummies On Parade, while our guest counsel, podcaster/actor Michael Spedden from Fowl Players Radio, wonders what the hell he has gotten himself into while chatting about Captain Chesapeake, ghost hosts, my child Atlantic, Bethlehem Steel, sea monster friend, Svengoolie, the best cleavage ever, murder mystery train theater, Sherlock Holmes, eyebrow insurance, Santo the wrestler, accidental mummies, KKK/Mummy crossovers, Boris Karl...

The Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker nearly get serious this episode when the incomparable, legendiferous bass instrumentalist Leland Sklar acts as guest counsel for the client Furry Faces And Flipping Fingers. Some aspects of his over 50-year long career in music are glossed over and instead we discuss a roomful of crap, rubber diapers, James Taylor, screaming at grass, alphabetical maladies, hermetically sealed anus, the goat market, turtle bullying, Jackson Browne, musical sharecropp...

Guest counsels keep dropping in at the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different. Thirty-year acting veteran Timothy McLaughlin and his luxurious facial hair link arms with your humble hosts to tackle the client, Are You A Hooker Or A Slicer? While determining which is which, they also find the Pandemic Circle Of Hell, Mr. Peek-A-Boo, Floridian elitism, taking care of Steves, wooing, Wayne Brady, a tent and a straw, Tom Hanks, Groundskeeper Willie, scab children, Scotti...

On the day Trump removed himself from the Presidency, we coincidentally have a great guest counsel, Liz Priestley, a sister of lawyers and a star of the upcoming Netflix movie with Idris Elba, Concrete Cowboy, who plays the mother of Caleb McLaughlin from Stranger Things. She helps provide wrong legal advice to our newest client - Golden Girls And Golden Boys. She fit right in while also not giving the client enough attention by discussing the meth in method acting, lassoing sewer rats, flushing...

Scott Valentine, most well-known for his part as Nick from the TV show Family Ties (essentially another guest counsel much more famous than the fake lawyers), arrives to teach them the limits of their talents while eventually addressing today's client, You Light Up My Life Sustainably. The conversation gets frequently off track while discussing the Grand Fromage, showrunners and morons, the Art Of Being Nick, Hollywood fornications, Black Scorpion, Mr. Big Dick, hiding from Girl Scouts, sock whi...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker start off the new year with the legendary character actor and guest counsel Larry Hankin who later helps us handle the client Homo Sapiens: Love It Or Leave It. It's a wild ride exploring Larry's life as secrets get uncovered, such as: fire eagle scout, infant fan followings, hibachi in a van, shrimp in a napkin, Woody Allen's barf, Petfix, John Huston's Italian shoes, Dylan's outside, dogcatcher onesies, apples in space, Mike Tyson chicken and a Fre...